Dr. Joe Indifferent @DRindifferent
Joe gives zero fucks about Twitter. I just post all the shit he says here. Thought you twats would approve. Joined September 2012-
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Wow, I have a very deep belly button.
Me, Erm, and Obama. Yeeee #holytrinity
If @cmart93 goes to india I'd bet ten bucks she'd fuck near an elephant
I'm so great that my ass crack is great by diffusion
What is average weight that qualifies poop as 1 poop? I await a hasty response
New research topic: is the hormone for human bone growth the same as the one for boner growth?
I'm the Sparknotes version of insanity #finalsweek
My level of swag rises exponentially with the respective addition of bitches
If Al Gore taught me anything it's that I must braid my pubes before I shave them or else I will kill a whale #carbonfootprint
There is some math butthole action going on right #calcstudysession
Math makes much more sense when you explain everything in terms of a penis
IM HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS RIGHT NOW
Traffic. It's real life Frogger
Francesca @fnajdzin
207 Followers 266 Following what is emotional confusion you ask? It's like running naked through a cornfield backwards at midnight loyola md 2016
Cara @cerrmerr
146 Followers 349 Following
Taylor Swift @taylorswift13
84.0M Followers 0 Following And, baby, that's sh0w business f0r y0u. ❤️🔥
Francesca @fnajdzin
207 Followers 266 Following what is emotional confusion you ask? It's like running naked through a cornfield backwards at midnight loyola md 2016
Nina @minanisra
63 Followers 93 Following
Cara @cerrmerr
146 Followers 349 Following
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
11.7M Followers 474 Following Go pre-order my new album "Seth MacFarlane Sings The Muppets" out September 18!
Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld
3.7M Followers 114 Following The Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee Book is available now!
Justin @shitmydadsays
1.9M Followers 1 Following Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
Texts From Last Night @TFLN
2.7M Followers 816 Following An archive of all the texts no one remembers sending. Contact: [email protected]
NPR @NPR
7.7M Followers 57K Following NPR is an independent news organization committed to informing the public about the world around us. You can find us every other place you read the news.
Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
20.7M Followers 159 Following Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
Nicole Polizzi @snooki
4.9M Followers 418 Following 𝒎𝒂𝒘𝒎𝒂 𝒐𝒇 3 👦🏽👧🏽👶🏽 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 𝖔𝖋 THE SNOOKI SHOP🤞🏽 Locations in NY&NJ Inventor of Messy Mawma Wine🍷
Charlie Sheen @charliesheen
8.6M Followers 192 Following Actor, Dad, Author, Founder of @wildafbrewing
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