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hey, then i could live in the woods and follow my dreams, keeping a journal of my thoughts, March 15th I miss tv, oh god how i miss tv-homer
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hey i'm not a zombie, but when in Rome!-Barney
The Japanese! Those sandal wearing goldfish tenders!-Mr Burns
I don't like being outdoor Smither's for one thing there are too many fat children-Mr burns
Abortion for all, abortions for all, vary well abortions for some and miniature American flags for others!!!-Kudos
This is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference.-Dolph
I believe that after you die, you come back as whatever you want. I'll be a butterfly, no one suspects the butterfly-Bart
"We're not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars!"-Marge
And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you? Kirk Van Houten
Don't do what Donny Don't does...they *could* have made this clearer-Bart
I saw the most heroic dog on television. He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it-MRBURNS
I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes!-Homer
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.-Homer
I hope I didn’t brain my damage.-Homer
I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…- SI Chalmers
Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?-Sideshow Bob
APU: Let's go to...that line. MARGE: But that's the longest. APU: Yes, but look: all pathetic single men. Only cash, no chitchat.
Before we sit down to delicious turkey puree,some happy news!The following people have relatives who wished they could be here today-Nurse
I'm starving! Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?-Bart
"You must find the jade monkey before the next full moon"-Burns "Actually sir we found it,it was in your glove compartment"-Smithers
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