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Love is blind and sometimes also deaf. #LISTENTOMESWEETHEART!!!
(The Bills just completed a deep pass. FACT CHECK: True.)
Doug Ford then falsely says the Ford administration created more jobs than any administration in 30 years. (6/)
Host Fitzroy Gordon tells Doug Ford that he seems to be a "very caring" person. "You are your brother's keeper." "Why are you like this?"
Doug Ford then falsely claims the Ford administration was the first one to balance Toronto's budget. They're all balanced. (3/3)
Doug Ford then falsely claims that tourism jumped from under 9 million visits to more than 13 million. Those are two different stats. (4/)
Doug Ford then falsely claims KPMG said Toronto has the lowest tax rate in the world. (2/3)
On R&B radio, Doug Ford falsely claims cities like London and Madrid have no surface rail. (1/3)
Hi! Check out my buddy @RonSparksJr 's clip - comedycoup.cbc.ca/flickers and if you like, vote for it please - winner gets a 30 min tv special.
Could've just saved some time and poured boiling coffee on my crotch.
John @John38430346
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Paul Andritch @paulandrich1
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The Gentlemen's Club @The4Gents
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Fatass @fatassprod
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Victor Redd @VictorRedd1
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I Explain Your Jokes @ExplainedJokes
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Bridey Lee Elliott @brideylee
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Too Much Information @TooMuchInfo_TV
500 Followers 1K Following TOO MUCH INFORMATION is a new original half-hour comedic panel/variety show exclusively Tuesdays at 11pm on @SuperChannel
Fatass @fatassprod
174 Followers 442 Following An overweight copy writer at a women's health magazine dreams of becoming a columnist. A new webseries written and created by @abby_aline!
Kross DaInfamous @KrossHolic
61 Followers 521 Following Out the graves of struggles, being the underdog was always my biggest motivation.Trying to make something out of nothing, my mind became addicted to grinding.Ev
Maxine Dumont @AMaxineDumont
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Miss Wingfield @MsWingfield
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Brian Hope @Brianhopecomedy
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Cole Promane @whatsnewsCP
272 Followers 749 Following Sports enthusiast. If I can’t binge it, I won’t watch it. Opinions are my own.
CBC Comedy @CBCComedy
62K Followers 764 Following Highlighting the @CBC things that make you laugh. Stream our shows for free in 🇨🇦 on @cbcgem, including @22minutes @sonofacritchTV @runtheburbs @workinmoms!
ComedyCoup @ComedyCoup
1K Followers 750 Following YOU have the power to help Canadian comedy concepts advance towards $500k in financing & 1/2 hour CBC prime time special. #ComedyCoup
Love is Blind @Eh_Pub
111 Followers 371 Following The next great sitcom for CBC's ComedyCoup! Check out the website and FB page for further details and please remember to #voteforlove http://t.co/FzazDXZ5aW
FLICKERS! @FlickersTV
2K Followers 2K Following NEW SHOW for fans of Tim & Eric and Wonder Showzen, featuring Weird @alyankovic! Official FLICKERS @CBC @ComedyCoup twitter. http://t.co/zg0l5GF6fP
Matt Boyce @MattBoyce6
68 Followers 137 Following This picture is not me. This is a pretty lady. If you are following me because you're a horny man and you like my picture, you are in for serious disappointment
Emily Drake @Wizzwuzzle
70 Followers 160 Following
The Backline @TheBacklinePod
1K Followers 539 Following Canadian Comedy Award winners @robthenorman and @adamcawley discuss improv-based topics based on a theme. New episode every Wednesday https://t.co/cODhCHCIwK
Robbi BBQ @robbi_baker
2K Followers 2K Following Canada’s 3rd (4th?) most recognized Rob Baker. alum/director @secondcityTO writer @workinmoms. Anti-fascist. Bi.
Michelle Adams @MichelleelehciM
78 Followers 128 Following I got three reasons to be there and two of them is kicking your sorry ass if you bother me. Reason #3 is to make fun of dick pics so post em if you got em boys.
Wilson Wong @WrongWilson
73 Followers 198 Following WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWhy?
Marie Desriel @MarieDesriel
76 Followers 126 Following I'm shoving off like an ocean liner. No one can rock the microphone finer.
Kate Laskey @KaateLaskey
71 Followers 123 Following Hurt me hurt me go on ahead and dirt me... My dog died n my baby lied... Country music boohoo...
22Minutes @22_Minutes
145K Followers 2K Following The longest-running comedy show on Canadian television. Watch Season 31 now on @CBCGem! 💥
Adam Cawley @AdamCawley
2K Followers 498 Following Chihuahua owner. @ghostscbs @workinmoms @BaronessShow Alum of @SecondCityTO, co-host of @thebacklinepod.
Norm Macdonald Golf @NormMacdonaldRT
154 Followers 288 Following I do nothing but retweet Norm Macdonald's golf-related posts. Some people in the world don't get them - it's my job to make sure that they do!
effperron @effperron
103 Followers 59 Following Pizza ship builder, loves giants, parent caregiver, rubberface.
Mister Gorys @MrGorys
98 Followers 77 Following I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green - Happy Freakin Birthday!
Cara Leslie Barlow @CaraLBarlow
96 Followers 77 Following Cara Leslie Barlow is all you need to know. #superbitch
Yulia Lukas @YuliaLukas
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Heather A. Leslie @HeatherALeslie
94 Followers 84 Following You can get further with chocolate and anything than you can with anything but no chocolate.
Excited to see @RonSparksJr this Sat headlining at Stonewalls! #hamont #BurlON #Guelph
Jan24 Star of Much Music's Video on Trial and multiple Canadian Comedy Award winner, Actor/Comedian @RonSparksJr performs LIVE at Stonewalls
Sat Jan 24 I headline @stonewallslive at 10pm, just $10 gets you in and possibly a free taco if they do that. #HamOnt
At @stonewallslive in #HamOnt tomorrow @ 10pm, only $10 for tons of great comedy and maybe a cooking demonstration.
If the Smurfs had any idea how many apples tall I was, they'd be TERRIFIED.
@RonSparksJr thanks for the advise tonight. Got attacked by an alligator on the way home Tapped it's nose and prevented the death roll👍
I'm starting to think it was a mistake for the @Raptors to give their players a bonus every time they blow a 17+ point lead in the 2nd half.
9pm, @CBC: @CavanaghTom hosts @grahamclark, @JohnWing5, @evanyrosen, @RonSparksJr and @PeterAWhite at the @WpgComFest cbc.ca/punchline/punc…
Catch Comedy Nest faves @DaveMerheje @RhiannonArcher @RonSparksJr on @TooMuchInfo_TV tonight at 11 on @SuperChannel
Tonight @kellyfanson @DaveMerheje @RonSparksJr @Boomer_Phillips @RhiannonArcher and @StewartFrancis1 on #TMI!
OMG I just had @RonSparksJr from @cbcdebaters in the photo booth!! Can you believe it @LauraFPBooth What are the chances?
Catch @RonSparksJr tonight on @SuperChannel's @TooMuchInfo_TV and catch him live at the Nest May 21-23!
Tonight catch @_andrewjohnston @Alice_Moran @ComedianTrixx @RonSparksJr @BrynMcAuley and @snieckus on #TMI!
I refuse to leave my house but you can see me on TV, check out: @MeettheFamilyTV @TooMuchInfo_TV @WpgComFest and @cbcdebaters on the radio!
This is a real shame, very sad news. #RIPHarrisWittels, a very funny and talented man.
Is February Incontinence a precursor to March Madness? Asking for a friend.
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