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This killer just left me on his shoulder in #DeadByDaylight for like 15 minutes and after I got my wiggle bar to 95% I just took a nap instead of escaping his comfortable shoulder, so when the game ended, I had to of course make it super awkward
In Dead By Daylight you can stop mid chase and just go very still and turn and lock eyes with the killer and they'll blink and lock eyes with you and after a few moments it feels so weird their brain short circuits and they turn and wander off, vowing to never speak of the moment
Get on the 3k train! 285 follows to go, let's do it!
I HAVE NEVER DRAWN A MAN FASTER IN MY LIFE I AM UNWELL
I HAVE NEVER DRAWN A MAN FASTER IN MY LIFE I AM UNWELL https://t.co/9MMfGzsB0c
We're being pushed put of the place we're at. The family doesn't understand that we can't pay bills for this place *and* save for a new place and they don't care. Idk what we'll do. Please take a look at my work and consider tossing some cash my way or becoming a patron.
We're being pushed put of the place we're at. The family doesn't understand that we can't pay bills for this place *and* save for a new place and they don't care. Idk what we'll do. Please take a look at my work and consider tossing some cash my way or becoming a patron.
Caught an episode of Gutfeld and Hotep Jesus was there dispensing advice as expert guest.
ARE YA, I SAY, ARE YA OKAY BOY? YOU THREW AWAY THE SCROLLS OF IMMORTALITY RATHER THAN USING THEM YOURSELF AND WHAT'D THAT GETCHA? NOTHING BUT A FACE FULL OF FLOORBOARDS. NOW STRETCH OUT THOSE ARMS AND HOPE YOU CAN FLY LIKE A REAL GOOSE CAUSE YOU BOUT TO GO OVER THIS HERE RAILING
ARE YA, I SAY, ARE YA OKAY BOY? YOU THREW AWAY THE SCROLLS OF IMMORTALITY RATHER THAN USING THEM YOURSELF AND WHAT'D THAT GETCHA? NOTHING BUT A FACE FULL OF FLOORBOARDS. NOW STRETCH OUT THOSE ARMS AND HOPE YOU CAN FLY LIKE A REAL GOOSE CAUSE YOU BOUT TO GO OVER THIS HERE RAILING
It do be rough out there.
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