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Still makes me sick to my stomach seeing Hertl as a Vegas Knights
Deli mustard, pickled jalepenos
GEORGINA THE MANNEQUIN JUST FELL FROM THE OVERPASS AND GOT RAN OVER IN A LIVE INDYCAR RACE... WTF??? @AlwaysRaceDay
HUGE!
Sources: Stanford transfer and former McDonald's All-American Andrej Stojakovic has committed to Cal.
This misplaced East German office building was home for 9 months of my life and I will miss it dearly.
The Lions created a Dan Campbell 'Grit and Glory' fortune teller at the NFL Draft experience. "I feel the wind underneath my freakin' wings, man."
NHL are a far superior playoff experience compared to the NBA for ppl who have no horse in the race.
Softball wins in a walk off, baseball sweeps no 8 oregon st. good day
The Utah Buzz fans
Failing up has no ceiling. Absolute king shit
Pope bringing in the squad to grip a bag and cut
Pope bringing in the squad to grip a bag and cut
Gonna be hard to convince an owner to spend $69M (IDK what they actually spent I just know it's a fuck ton) over the cap again after this year.
This is the best intro to a baseball game EVER. 🥹
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452K Followers 229 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | See inspiration? DM/tag usGonna be awkward if the Lakers win tonight and he just skips Game 6
Just got a text from my friend. He says tonight is Lebrons last game in purple and gold
Sunbathing UT student on South lawn next to Palestinian protest rally he told me he’s not trying to make a statement. He supports the protest, but the lawn is his happy place and this is where he wants to be. @fox7austin
actually tbh it would be chili and cheese. I love a good chili cheese dog more than most things in this world
Noooo my Columbia sophomore son's first choice for a job after graduation was at the McClellan Market Report. I spent $400,000 just so he could work there.
Attention job seekers. I will not hire any recent graduate of Columbia, because that school is so tainted that I will not be able to trust in the character nor the educational attainment of any of its students. And I furthermore will not hire any older graduates either, because…
Made a joke today about visiting a bookstore and Matt was all “no” and now I’m just like “man I wanted to go though” 😂🫠
Next I’m gonna ask Knicks fans if they’d give Brunson their first borns — I’ll be shocked if anyone says no
Knicks fans would do anything (give away their dogs, lie to their wives) for Jalen Brunson 🏀💙
🇱🇹🚨🇱🇹🚨🇱🇹WE HAVE A LITHUANIAN PLAYING BASKETBALL AT CAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🇱🇹🚨🇱🇹🚨🇱🇹
Celebrate with us here Bears! writeforcalifornia.com/p/rytis-petrai…
Just a girl and her dog on the lookout for future Lakers ⚓️ #AnchorUp
Cowards, always.
This morning on @ThisWeekABC - WH national security spokesman John Kirby. abcnews.go.com/Politics/amid-…
Yeah why don’t you take an entry level job at McKinsey where you can work 90 hours a week to help a multinational conglomerate avoid labor regulations instead of doing activism?
Its not even noon and cal has 1. landed a big time Stanford transfer 2. A taker at corner 3. Modernizing the approach to NIL And we still are waiting on the other fb commit… Cal has the juice right now man
Cal hires Amanda Yount as the new director of on-campus recruiting. Yount was previously the operations manager for the Florida State NIL collective. Cal is modernizing their recruiting staff in rapid time.
Welcome to Berkeley, @A_to_the_Y ! 🐻 #GoBears | #ALLIN
@NorCalNickW4C Tyson came in averaging 11 and left averaging 20. #TrustTheProcess
My sources indicated that Stojakovic was leaning Kentucky until late but had a negative relationship with one of Kentucky’s assistant coaches
You’ve entered a magical wonderland of cheesecakes produced at factories !
Help: what on earth do I do in Walnut Creek from 12-3 on a Saturday?
Omg how much did this guy bet on this game?? @cjzero
MVP goes to lifelong giants fan @TwistNHook for bringing home the W