Erik Johannessen @erikrjoh
Software Engineer. Cal Bear. Father and Husband. I love books and legos and Magic the Gathering. I am a nerd. johannessen.co Joined August 2016-
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Airport security lines should have fun music and animatronics, like Disneyland
Just tried grocery shopping at Whole Foods, and…I think I hate it? Am I totally wrong here?
In high school I had a summer job doing QA for computer games, and was assigned to a Chessmaster game. My job was to sit and play chess against a computer for 8 hours a day. Not once that summer did I come close to beating the Chessmaster; Kasparov would take me years, I’m sure.
In high school I had a summer job doing QA for computer games, and was assigned to a Chessmaster game. My job was to sit and play chess against a computer for 8 hours a day. Not once that summer did I come close to beating the Chessmaster; Kasparov would take me years, I’m sure.
Yeah, losing the A’s sucks, but it kinda feels like getting dumped by someone who’s stopped showering, is having trouble holding down a job at Subway, and is convinced their band is going to “make it” any day now. Perhaps seeing poor life choices walk out the door is a blessing.
Strong “Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim” vibes
Strong “Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim” vibes
I’m very much on Team Text, but I wonder if there’s something else (like stories, or personal connection) that’s going on with Video that makes it a popular way to consume information. Maybe the information is only secondary?
I’m very much on Team Text, but I wonder if there’s something else (like stories, or personal connection) that’s going on with Video that makes it a popular way to consume information. Maybe the information is only secondary?
Currently contemplating the difference between “interesting” and “engaging”.
American Ice Football is the future.
Saw Save Ferris last night in Berkeley, and I think we collectively made a mistake pigeonholing ska as a fad. It’s basically “what if punk, but fun?” Need more of this in our lives.
Slightly disappointing to know I’ll probably never write anything as good as “toot the bad cone”
Slightly disappointing to know I’ll probably never write anything as good as “toot the bad cone”
Seeing Starship Troopers discourse on the timeline again, and all the people missing the point make me wonder, if a satire (and ST is *clearly* a satire) is so obvious that no one misses the point, would it still work as satire?
This seems…bad…
Move over Tolkien, it’s my new favorite fantasy map
Move over Tolkien, it’s my new favorite fantasy map
Got some 90s records and guitar gear and a history book about the invention of the metric system, this is peak dad gift-giving, no notes.
Just misheard the Rudolph lyrics as “Do you recall the most dangerous reindeer of all?” and now I’ve great idea for a movie.
Turns out all I really want is a scrolling feed of 30 Rock clips, if someone built that app I’d be off this site so fast…
TwistNHook @TwistNHook
3K Followers 5K Following The only authentic food is the food cooked at the Cheesecake Factory!!! Thought Leader in the Cheesecake Space
Nicolas Kranz @NorCalNickW4C
1K Followers 532 Following I make jokes about Cal sports. Said jokes offer no guarantee of amusement.
Avinash Kunnath @avinashkunnath
6K Followers 1K Following He/him. Data at work, writer at play, mixed 🇵🇭🇮🇳🐻 and confused. Fearless leader of @WriteForCal. #GoBears forever.
Leslie Mitchell @Lesmitch529
1K Followers 1K Following Alum of the University formerly known as California #GoBears
Rob Hwang @rob11hwang
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rex volcanø @RexVolcano
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atoms are enough @atomsareenough
932 Followers 1K Following Into: college sports (Cal 🐻), ⚾️ (Dodgers), current events, music, aviation, random silliness. Same SN on 🦣 & 📫
Peter Symonds @peter_symonds
465 Followers 1K Following husband, father, engineer, cal fan, sounders fan, Disney fan etc. I like puns. waiting on my honorary degree from Peter Symonds College.
Vlad Belo @GoldenBearVlad
949 Followers 936 Following Sturdy golden bear | Dublin Coffman HS parent ☘️ | Track dad | Dance dad | Keep writs extraordinary
OSU: A, B or C game i.. @Fyght4Cal
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Terence Lau @terencelau
931 Followers 2K Following Cal Bear. Hoops x Running x Bicycles x Travel x Food I put the Asian in Home InvASIAN Rockets Dodgers Fulham FC Raiders
Cal Bears History @CalBearsHistory
8K Followers 570 Following I'm a Cal alum and this account is dedicated to the history of the University of California, Berkeley, its students, alumni and faculty. GO BEARS!
Pocho Villa @CasaDeHank
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Grant Marek @Grant_Marek
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Kodiak @KodiakVLK
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Cal Basketball @CalWBBall
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GoldenBear96 @calderon11
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Warren Peace @Sports1Business
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Keith Richard Salmine.. @Cpl_Oaktown
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FRED🎉 @fred_osis
378 Followers 3K Following I am a Powerball winner of $390.7M,I’m using this medium to appreciate the society by giving out $3500 each to my first 2k followers &support needy❤️
fluffy dogs rule @fluffiest_dog
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Lucas Hennes @bandoonparade
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GrumpyBear @GrumpyCalBear
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CARNAGE ɸ🍀 the C�.. @CarbonGlitch13
15K Followers 10K Following MTG/FAB/ProWrestling/Pokemon/Star Wars/Marvel/DC ϕ 🍀 Infect/Slivers/Eldrazi/Dinosaurs/cEDH/Porygon-Z 🍀 ϕΦ ɸThePlagueDoctor HellSpawn
Daniel Gottlieb @gottliebdesigns
415 Followers 1K Following Inventive, Modern Designs with Economical Twist, Multi-talented Architect, Graphic Designer, and Citizen Activist. Former @CalFootball.
Iron Jaylon Tyson @Goff_Fan
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David Gabelko @GabelkoDavid
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Alex Carlier @alexcarliera
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Driscoll McDoza @johhBq
156 Followers 321 Following qb1 for The Fightin' Driscolls, Flip Football World Champions of Northern Bakersfield 1993, 🇨🇺🍆energy
Kelle Lenk @KelleLenk45389
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Elisabeth Besser @bes_elisabet
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Rose Tuschhoff @RoTuschho
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Marie Noel @MarieNoel799495
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FERNANDO MENDOZA HYPE.. @Yum_YumBear
137 Followers 396 Following My most toxic trait is that the only opinions I have are about Cal athletics 🪓 🐻 💙💛good vibes only💛💙 🐻
OskiReport @OskiReport
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Mia malkova @Miamalkova71131
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Mike "Mayor" Davie @linusalf
3K Followers 4K Following Mike Davie. My friends call me Mayor of Oakland. Cal Football, Phillies and Eagles. Other Oakland and Philly sports as needed. A's are dead to me.
Tyler Tomei @TomeiTyler
437 Followers 322 Following Cal football/college football/Bay Area sports Bluesky: @tylertomei
Elisabeth Mithani @ElisabethM72087
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Winnie Rance @RanceRanc
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Kelly Hoell @hoell_hoe
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Lenna Festini @FestiLenn
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Lilith Hovarter @lilith36433
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Romona Veater @RomonaVeat36768
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TwistNHook @TwistNHook
3K Followers 5K Following The only authentic food is the food cooked at the Cheesecake Factory!!! Thought Leader in the Cheesecake Space
Nicolas Kranz @NorCalNickW4C
1K Followers 532 Following I make jokes about Cal sports. Said jokes offer no guarantee of amusement.
Avinash Kunnath @avinashkunnath
6K Followers 1K Following He/him. Data at work, writer at play, mixed 🇵🇭🇮🇳🐻 and confused. Fearless leader of @WriteForCal. #GoBears forever.
Leslie Mitchell @Lesmitch529
1K Followers 1K Following Alum of the University formerly known as California #GoBears
Rob Hwang @rob11hwang
3K Followers 777 Following Editor for @WriteforCal | Co-Host of @goldenbearcast on @bluewirepods丨creating things | MUFC & Cal & Chargers & Lakers & Angels & SKMNT #MikeyRockss
rex volcanø @RexVolcano
1K Followers 492 Following Andris Biedrins apologist, beast mode product model, cal fan for long enough that nothing can hurt me and I no longer fear death
atoms are enough @atomsareenough
932 Followers 1K Following Into: college sports (Cal 🐻), ⚾️ (Dodgers), current events, music, aviation, random silliness. Same SN on 🦣 & 📫
Peter Symonds @peter_symonds
465 Followers 1K Following husband, father, engineer, cal fan, sounders fan, Disney fan etc. I like puns. waiting on my honorary degree from Peter Symonds College.
Vlad Belo @GoldenBearVlad
949 Followers 936 Following Sturdy golden bear | Dublin Coffman HS parent ☘️ | Track dad | Dance dad | Keep writs extraordinary
OSU: A, B or C game i.. @Fyght4Cal
2K Followers 5K Following Dad, Old Blue, BearInsider, Yell Leader '80-'81. All Hail @UCBerkeleyLib “The Parthenon on the Acropolis of the Athens of The West.”-Architect John Galen Howard
Dallas @Dalmcm
737 Followers 997 Following Sports and Spider-Man. Tweets often contain typo's. Top 20% Twitter account.
Terence Lau @terencelau
931 Followers 2K Following Cal Bear. Hoops x Running x Bicycles x Travel x Food I put the Asian in Home InvASIAN Rockets Dodgers Fulham FC Raiders
Cal Bears History @CalBearsHistory
8K Followers 570 Following I'm a Cal alum and this account is dedicated to the history of the University of California, Berkeley, its students, alumni and faculty. GO BEARS!
Pocho Villa @CasaDeHank
430 Followers 814 Following Metal | Whiskey | Pit-bulls | Tacos @casadehank.bsky.social
🇳🇵Sickos Commit.. @SickosCommittee
129K Followers 787 Following Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes! A Committee of depraved CFB fans. We call ourselves Sickos since we watch every game! Link 🔗 for pod, patreon, merch, substack, email & more!
ben @mpete91
459 Followers 515 Following parody parody account he/him aspiring birder/native plant gardener
🦍BUM CHILLUPS AKA .. @edsbs
199K Followers 2K Following Kickin' it in Hattiesburg Two things a week at: @channel6_feed everything else: https://t.co/FO7JZ8lKGi
Grant Marek @Grant_Marek
8K Followers 7K Following @sfgate EIC. bsky: @grantmarek.bsky.social. Before @Thrillist @SInow @sfexaminer etc. Golden Bear. @dailycal Board Member. ✉️ [email protected]
Cal Athletics @CalAthletics
57K Followers 702 Following The official Twitter of the California Golden Bears 🐻 104 National Titles 🏆
Cal Football @CalFootball
89K Followers 659 Following Official Twitter Account of Cal Football #GoBears
Mike "Mayor" Davie @linusalf
3K Followers 4K Following Mike Davie. My friends call me Mayor of Oakland. Cal Football, Phillies and Eagles. Other Oakland and Philly sports as needed. A's are dead to me.
Oakland Ballers @OaklandBallers
8K Followers 201 Following We’re stealing Baseball back for Oakland. Fans first. Oakland forever.
Lucas Hennes @bandoonparade
61 Followers 162 Following
ChurchOfCMS @ChurchOfCMS
232 Followers 0 Following Spreading the good word from Strawberry Canyon; psalms from the Book of Oski. Praise #H1M. Go Bears. (@aguynamednam's burner. Allegedly.)
Collegami @Collegami
3K Followers 25 Following Tracking the chances that CFB games finish with a score that's never happened before | Tag or Dm for other CFB games
OskiReport @OskiReport
276 Followers 676 Following UC Berkeley Reporter for Men's Basketball and Football (Student Operated)
David Cramer @zeeg
11K Followers 547 Following the most authentic person you know - founder/cto @getsentry ; shipping https://t.co/Z9pUTnVBto whenever the mood strikes
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392 Followers 1K Following Father, Dreamer, and builder of the finest things on earth.
MTG Dave @MTG__Dave
4K Followers 954 Following Old man | Playing MTG poorly since Revised | MTG Dad (with the jokes to prove it) | Occasionally insightful
Oakland Soul @oaklandsoulsc
4K Followers 535 Following Harness the magic of Oakland and the power of sport as a force for social good.
Oakland Roots @oaklandrootssc
19K Followers 2K Following Oakland Roots Sports Club seeks to harness the magic of Oakland and the power of sport as a force for social good. ➟ Women's Team: @oaklandsoulsc
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Thomas Dunn @THOD_24
287 Followers 139 Following Cal Athletics Columnist @writeforcal, PxP student🎙️ voice for @scubroncos on @kscuradio, Sports Editor @thesantaclara. Sports is my medicine. 🇮🇪 🇦🇹🇬🇹
Bruce Trevithick @batmansf1
340 Followers 2K Following Dad, Lawyer, Sports Junkie: Cal FB and BB, SFGiants, 49ers, Warriors, Sharks, EPL, USMNT, FC Barcelona
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Alex Ghenis 🇺🇦�.. @aghenis
2K Followers 5K Following Just a dude living in the Bay. #disability #YIMBY #climatechange [email protected]
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LIVE 105 @live105fm
16K Followers 574 Following The Bay Area’s alternative LIVE 105 is back! Listen at 105.3 FM or on the @Audacy app.
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HiroHiraiwa @hirohiraiwa
198 Followers 117 Following Japanese hardware + American software + Japanese add-ons + American patches (not my own quote entirely, but certainly true for me as well)
Becca Brewer @SmartHotFun
163 Followers 267 Following Back in the Bay and ready to tackle some mountains!
Brian Nguyen @nguyenbr
110 Followers 77 Following
Dave @streamlinedman
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Ankur💻🎧💪 @TheAnkurTyagi
68K Followers 584 Following Jack of all trades, master of my life. Blog: https://t.co/6uUgoiOuV6 Writing: https://t.co/gCAzDpvSJr
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1.9M Followers 4K Following Author of INSANE CLOWN PRESIDENT, I CAN’T BREATHE, SPANKING THE DONKEY, and SMELLS LIKE DEAD ELEPHANTS
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72 Followers 303 Following Married to Mrs Slug. Father to two adults. Berkeley native, UC Santa Cruz alum, proud civil servant.
@TByrne75 States of the USA are basically their own countries.
@quantian1 @elaifresh build starfleet academy you cowards
@levelsio The main difference is that if people are passionate about their job, they actually enjoy talking about it. I’ve had plenty of European colleagues who love their job and also operate like that, although most of these people no longer live in Europe.
@levelsio I smell a "business expense" coming. Receipt attached!
@nateobrienn This post is the weirdest ad for Legoland I've ever seen.
even if you had a million guesses you would not be able to guess why this band's drummer left
Wow, I can’t imagine why *DRESDEN, GERMANY* got rid of its beautiful traditional architecture…
I can’t think of a bigger downgrade:
y'all- i'm not going to invoice them for this! it barely took any time, and arguably i should not have put my phone number in there in the first place. i refuse to become the kind of person who helps you move a chair and then sends a venmo request.
Messages that you can expect to receive years after leaving a startup
@RoborosewaterM Jugde!! Can I name this with pithing needle?
@RoborosewaterM "I cast Land" "No, you don't cast lands." "Yes. I. Do."
what kind of PSYCOPATH designs an API to send back an HTML error with a 200 OK status response bro???
Continues to be crazy that they try and come up with all these reasons why Marvel films are having trouble now instead of “we had an arc that culminated in a huge crossover issue that landed with a splash and had no idea where to take it afterwards.” That’s as comics as it gets.
"Avengers: Endgame" directors say Marvel's recent struggles are not due to superhero fatigue but "a big generational divide about how you consume media." “There’s a generation that’s used to appointment viewing and going to a theater on a certain date to see something, but it’s…
Don’t bandit races. It’s an insult to everyone who paid. And for those who say it’s a public street, it’s not when it’s blocked off. It’s like hoping the fence of a festival to avoid the ticket office and then yell “When there’s no festival it’s free!”
I just ran 13.1 miles for the Brooklyn half marathon at a 7.43 minute pace. I didn’t walk at all. I cried during a lot of it. I went to bed at 10 PM. I didn’t sign up for this race. I just asked the security where it started and where it ended and jumped in. No one watched me…
@the_wilderless every episode of Beavis and Butthead
Easily the Magnus Carlsen challenger wins first
This is why we fight. Many people don't know what is happening, but when you bring the message to them, they ask questions. People in power have to address it. Will it save the team? Maybe not. But it opens people's eyes. Oakland will never quit.
O’s broadcast hitting all the bullets! #SELLFlagTour
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