Lanced Jack @DatLancedJack

Biggest son, tip top baller, most dodged 1v1 player. players flexed on includes KingRaven, Hughes, small son Soulsby, Will Broon, Skye Love and Hannah Boytits avoidthedoof.com Toronto, Ontario Joined March 2011

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AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry

2 years ago

Wait, the problem is women going after child support, not dudes not paying?

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

3 years ago

pixar has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time with this

Film Updates @FilmUpdates

3 years ago

pixar has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time with this

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Meldrew Point @MeldrewPoint

3 years ago

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Jennifer Lopez! Today she's reached 19,537 days old, matching Richard Wilson's age when episode 1 of One Foot In The Grave was aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don't believe it!

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insane moments in british politics @PoliticsMoments

3 years ago

Liz Truss refuses to spell 'literate' (2013)

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insane moments in british politics @PoliticsMoments

3 years ago

The official Conservative Party YouTube account uploads 'lo fi boriswave beats to relax/get brexit done to' (2019)

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Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws

3 years ago

BREAKING: North Korea just held a 4 day party which cost a billion in which celebs cheered a massive hologram of Kim Jong Un & everyone forced smiles & pretended to love him while N. Korean children went without food & necessities. So glad I live in a normal country like the UK x

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Lanced Jack @DatLancedJack

4 years ago

I think the fuck not

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Meldrew Point @MeldrewPoint

4 years ago

Never forget… @HowardDonald who reaches his Meldrew Point Day today! He is 19,537 days old and is thus the same age as Richard Wilson when episode 1 of One Foot In The Grave was broadcast on 4 January 1990. I don’t believe it!

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Musselburgh RFC @MusselburghRFC

4 years ago

William Fleming is sent to the bin. #MUSHAW

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Lanced Jack @DatLancedJack

4 years ago

Next celeb to snuff it, Meat Loaf

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Lanced Jack @DatLancedJack

4 years ago

Oh ya dancer! @susie_mccabe on OTB. That’s the drive time sorted tomorrow!

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Lanced Jack @DatLancedJack

4 years ago

"BuT wHy CaN wE nOt SeRvE aLcOhOl At FoOtBaLl"

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Lanced Jack @DatLancedJack

4 years ago

Scotland for Goal of the Tournament

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Lanced Jack @DatLancedJack

4 years ago

Todays conversation: "I won't get the second part of the vaccine" "Why?" "I've never had the flu so I don't think I'll get COVID"

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Jakey Teas @JakeyTeas

4 years ago

My friend John McCallum needs life saving surgery to watch his young family grow up. John’s target is £220k for this to happen and is currently at £97k. Every penny counts and would be so grateful if anyone can contribute. PLEASE RT Thank you ❤️ gofundme.com/f/9g9rx-help-j…

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t h u m b s @Thumbsuk

5 years ago

Lovely stuff. He was always a big fan of being distracted whilst driving.

Emma Trimble @Emma_A_Webb

5 years ago

Lovely stuff. He was always a big fan of being distracted whilst driving.

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Peep Show Script @PeepScript

5 years ago

Mark: Well, that was... that was one to tell our grandchildren about. (Oh, God, more crying.) Oh come on, Sophie. You're worried about the caterers, aren't you? Not everyone will go for the tuna.