David @Davy8bit

Sometimes I do stuff. but mostly I don't. 🍍❤👸 My wife is better than yours. @lucyford714 zz9 plural z alpha Joined June 2009

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David @Davy8bit

6 months ago

I have posted in a while but this brought me back. But, Fuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkkk @GeminiApp it updated on my android auto. Now some moronic water killer is confused about sending texts.

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David @Davy8bit

2 years ago

I completed the August challenge faster than 91.4% of all learners on Duolingo!

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David @Davy8bit

2 years ago

@queefermadness Pfft. You were at the wedding

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David @Davy8bit

2 years ago

@jk_rowling This just in: JK Rowling claims someone born with a vagina is a male.

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The Mayor | Team MM @mayorNHL

3 years ago

ENG - Arvy 4-1 LA Kings are heading to the playoffs for the third straight season. Another home win. They're crushing at Crypto since Hiller took over.

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David @Davy8bit

3 years ago

Elon Musk is living his best 90s edgy life. X

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David @Davy8bit

4 years ago

I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1093559547

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David @Davy8bit

4 years ago

I just earned the 'Cheers to Independent U.S. Craft Breweries (Level 9)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1093559546

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David @Davy8bit

4 years ago

I just saw what Louis CK looks like in 2023. And now he finally looks like what a guy telling Louis Ck jokes should look like.

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David @Davy8bit

4 years ago

I just earned the 'Brewery Pioneer (Level 10)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1089094976

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David @Davy8bit

4 years ago

I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 31)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1088715000

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David @Davy8bit

4 years ago

I just earned the 'Wheel of Styles (Level 11)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1088711840

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What’s in the box? 👀 You can RT and find out! Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉 To claim: Follow us on Twitter RT this post with #GOGimmighoul You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

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David @Davy8bit

4 years ago

I just earned the 'Beer Foodie (Level 3)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1069439851

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David @Davy8bit

4 years ago

@lavern_spicer Imagine being this confident and ignorant at the same time? For @lavern_spicer, ignorant means lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated.

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Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 @lavern_spicer

4 years ago

Shakespeare didn’t walk around putting pronouns in his plays. That’s why they’re classics. Imagine if this dude wrote “My name is Macbeth and my pronouns are they/them”. SMH.