Delusional @Delusional78
Chris Johnson. Wanna-be comedian, professional asshole. Buffalo, New York Joined September 2009-
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I wonder how many loads Affleck swallowed to snag the Batman role in the Man of Steel sequel, and why didn't Matt Damon beat him...
If it werent for the PLETHORA of fireworks pics on FB I wouldnt of known its the 4th of July. Okay, honestly I just wanted to say PLETHORA.
Thank you Android auto-correct... I'm sure my friend really wanted to know that I planned on going fisting this weekend.
If its wrong 2 think this holiday is insignificant compared 2 the Walking Dead finale & the Game of Thrones premiere I dont want to be right
@ATTCustomerCare Im in the 716 area code, my wireless service is not functioning. No texts, no incoming or outgoing calls. Nada. Whats up?
@_Deeder AMEN! Do you go out during muzzleloading season at all?!
@bluejay4444 Any particular reason?! lol
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I heard Lincoln was shot on location. Too soon?
PRO TIP, HUNTING EDITION: Don't aim for orange, but bring a shovel just in case.
Went to go see that new Lincoln movie... Sat in the balcony, it didn't end well.
Oh he's a bear, just not that kind of bear... RT @gracehelbig Sometimes I think John Travolta is just a polar bear that found human clothes.
What?! No government bailout for the Twinkie?! C'mon!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUCKING AMERICA!! nbcnews.to/UIDlrH #RIPHostess
Dont lie you have no friends RT @STYLEISNMYVEINS All of my friends were pissed when @justinbieber said hey to me & not them while performing
@bluejay4444 now you just need to teach them to call everything "ironic"
Today marks the 10th time I've turned 24 and I STILL haven't received that wood-chipper I asked for... Seriously? Get with the program guys.
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