Derek @Derek_Withrow
Drunk texter. Scholar. 2011, 2013, 2022 Fantasy Football League Champ. Nomad. Welder. Cigarette lighter repairman. #denverbroncos enthusiast Joined May 2009-
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To all my Oklahomies, be safe tonight. It’s gonna get sketchy
I hope Google earth flies over right now, I’m doing sick art with the pressure washer
Next time I have to speak at a wedding, I’m using this word for word.
Next time I have to speak at a wedding, I’m using this word for word.
My boomer football take is QBs look corny wearing the number 1.
My boomer football take is QBs look corny wearing the number 1.
“Mom I frew up” ass posture
“Mom I frew up” ass posture
It’s a bad day to be a beer or stains on my driveway. (I’m gonna drink beer and power wash my driveway)
Not gonna lie, I thought Franklin had his pronouns tatted on his legs
Not gonna lie, I thought Franklin had his pronouns tatted on his legs
LETS GO
This man spoke the truthiest of truths
This man spoke the truthiest of truths
Tony Scheffler was one of the many Josh McDaniels casualties. The fact that we let this man go is a crime
Bo Nix vibes
How I would feel about who the Falcons pick: Tears of Joy Drake Maye (.01% Chance) Malik Nabers Rome Odunze Laiatu Latu Perfectly fine with it Turner Alt Arnold (trade back) Wiggins (trade back) Byron Murphy Don’t like it but I’d Cope Verse Quinyon Killing Myself Penix Jr
Welding in short sleeves today to get a jump start on my tan
For me it usually takes about 13 shots of vodka
For me it usually takes about 13 shots of vodka
My “bold” draft predictions Maye falls out of the top 7 Cade Stover has a better, longer career than Bowers Jaylen Wright posts the best numbers for a rookie RB. Let’s say…1100 yards rushing, 250 receiving and 8 total tuddies.
Denver draft principles (in my mind) •under no circumstance is PS2 a trade piece. •not enough capital to get in the top 3. •if Maye falls past 5, trade up to get him. •if JJ falls in our lap take him •trade down for QB and pick up a 2nd rounder •if no QB at 12, BPA
Best Uniform in the league.
I have hope again.
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Can’t mute jojo siwa cause I’m pretty sure she’s gonna k*ll someone one day and I gotta be there for that
I thought this was Julia Louis-Dreyfus
THIS GIF IS KILLING MEEEZKZKX/;(&:$!:!
Death of Saint Joseph, by Gioacchino Assereto, mid 17th century, 📸 via @LeafsWave
Chris Harris Jr revolutionized the slot corner position. He's a Hall of Famer in my book
Didn't even think about all the rogue dildos that tornado whipped around
this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my entire life holy shit
It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
In a recent episode about animal abuse, I made a cheap reference to A Certain Someone’s egregious CO2 emissions. It was definitely the most offensive detail discussed, and I regret making that 100% true statement. I apologize to billionaires and celebrity worshippers everywhere.
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
I am going to dip my bodega hoagie in lake Hudson
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
keep in mind, Guitar Center's main competition is currently controlling the market solely because they provide candy with their gear orders LMAO
“If you walk through a Guitar Center, you see an awful lot of $300 guitars. If I’m a serious musician, it doesn’t feel like the right place for me anymore”: Guitar Center’s new CEO explains why the firm’s future must prioritize premium guitars trib.al/hVbyiMA
@depthsofwiki If I had to guess I’d say he stole millions of dollars in corned beef
i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
There are 0 instances when rape jokes are funny or acceptable. ZERO.
DO I HAVE TO WATCH VEEP? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed to be not PC and hilarious just fine.
@kennyhaines32 @BrandonPerna Metcalf does too?? Have we just forgotten that russ was a Seahawk 💀 ☠️
was rocking our baby, moved my ankle a bit and it popped so loud it woke her up. 👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼
@taylorrwiegert This picture just makes me want to say NO WAY!
@WildOne_KY Switched timelines in ‘12, ‘17, eclipse and who know how many in between. I think I’m nutso cuz recently I always remember Stove Top Stuffing being made by Stouffers (I eat that shit often) but it says Kraft now
@mrbarnicoat @Dexerto Steroids aren't bad for you; taking them in excess is. If steroids were bad for us, we wouldn't have testosterone, Estrogen, Progesterone, Cortisol or Calicitriol being produced by the body.
@Dexerto "Do better" - Surgeon to Joey when he woke up
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