Derpysaur @Derpysaur1

21 Joined September 2020

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Derpysaur @Derpysaur1

2 months ago

Me, sitting in my car, covered in Oreo McFlurry, defeated. Because @McDonalds forgot how to mix them somehow in the last 3 years.

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Derpysaur @Derpysaur1

3 months ago

If I never had to speak to anyone I went to high school with ever again, it would be too soon.

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Wendigoon @Wendigoon8

5 months ago

The Vatican: "Has anyone seen the pope!?" JD Vance with a suspiciously pope-shaped belly: "grrrrr"

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5 months ago

The Vatican: "Has anyone seen the pope!?" JD Vance with a suspiciously pope-shaped belly: "grrrrr"

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tundra @tundrune

7 months ago

Bug of the day triboniophorus graffei

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Derpysaur @Derpysaur1

7 months ago

I had a nightmare that @discord was shutting down and they removed dark mode.

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Cephalopods Daily @CephalopodToday

8 months ago

I love it when cuttlefish look fruit flavoured.

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Entomemeology @entomemeology

8 months ago

👀 #entomemeology #entomology

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Entomemeology @entomemeology

8 months ago

It’s coming up fast. Get her what she really wants this #ValentinesDay 🕷️ 🩷 #entomemeology #entomology #entomologymemes #vday #entomologist #bugmemes

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The West Virginia Bigfoot Museum @WVbigfootmuseum

9 months ago

We fully endorse appointing Bigfoot to the supreme court.

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アボガド6 @avogado6

9 months ago

フィルター

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Vent post At what point did it all fall apart? When did I become *this* when I could have been so much more? I should be able to do the things I need to do but I feel trapped under pounds of sand. When did I become a monster, someone I hate? when did I become a burden?

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Mark @markiplier

9 months ago

Amy, Chica, Henry, and I are all safe and sound. The fires in LA are beyond intense and still spreading but rest assured I am on top of the most current info and staying safe. I hope you are doing the same, thank you.

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Cephalopods Daily @CephalopodToday

9 months ago

Cranchiidae might just be my favourite family of squid, and it's not hard to see why.

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Wendigoon @Wendigoon8

9 months ago

“By the righteousness of one the free gift came upon all men unto justification of life. For as by one man’s disobedience many were made sinners, so by the obedience of one shall many be made righteous.” -Romans 5:18-19 A gift we could never earn Merry Christmas, everyone!