NotBryanNotBrain @DesignDad

Full-time dad, interior designer, Betty Crocker 2.0, preparing my hostile takeover of the Martha Stewart empire. Oswego,IL Joined March 2011

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NotBryanNotBrain @DesignDad

2 years ago

No one: Absolutely no one: #Hordak :

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Your father incessantly called Marla Maples at her apartment while I was there rehearsing with her. You were only about 10 years old at this time so perhaps you were not yet aware of what a disgusting pig and thief your father was. He cheated with Marla for years before your…

Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr

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Leah Remini @LeahRemini

2 years ago

I have some important news to share. For two decades, Julian Swartz, a top Scientology ethics official has played a pivotal role in covering up crimes of Scientologists. This includes the sex crimes of Danny Masterson. But Julian's photo has never been published before. But…

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NotBryanNotBrain @DesignDad

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NotBryanNotBrain @DesignDad

2 years ago

Listen, we’ve known that Roseanne is mentally unwell for some time now. Block her, report her, but please stop retweeting the video. The things she says and does are extremely dangerous.

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President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive

2 years ago

Seven years ago today, our nation suffered what was then the deadliest mass shooting in American history. Forty-nine people, predominantly Latino LGBTQI+ people, lost their lives in a senseless act of gun violence. Today, on Pulse Remembrance Day, Jill and I pray for the…

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Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom

2 years ago

Once again, it’s not Joe Biden. It’s not Merrick Garland. It’s not the Justice Department. It’s a grand jury. It’s a group of ordinary Americans who determined that there’s probable cause that Donald Trump committed crimes.

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NotBryanNotBrain @DesignDad

3 years ago

Hey @POTUS, PACK. THE. COURT.

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Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive

3 years ago

Let me be clear: Each person has the right to make decisions about their own life—decisions such as the right to start a family, use contraception, and marry the person you love.

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Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders

3 years ago

Overturning Roe v. Wade and denying women the right to control their own bodies is an outrage and in defiance of what the American people want. Democrats must now end the filibuster in the Senate, codify Roe v. Wade, and once again make abortion legal and safe.

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Justin Martindale @justmartindale

3 years ago

Leave it to a rapist and sexual predator who loves paying off abortions to appoint 3 justices to put harm upon the rest of the women of this country. Fuck em all.

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billy eichner @billyeichner

3 years ago

GET YOUR FICTIONAL HATEFUL BIBLE STORIES AND YOUR FAKE FICTIONAL RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT OUT OF OUR FUCKING LIVES. FUCK YOU.

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NotBryanNotBrain @DesignDad

3 years ago

Fuck @Scotus

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NotBryanNotBrain @DesignDad

4 years ago

Venmo @Venmo

4 years ago

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Venmo @Venmo

4 years ago

We’re giving out $10,000 for Cyber Monday. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $100, $250, or $500. #VenmoMe Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 11/29. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: venmo.me/vm