DesultoryWoof @DesultoryWoof
Chekhov’s dog beats Pavlov’s cat, except if you’re observing the phenomenon. Joined December 2020-
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It's crazy to me how many hold Joe Biden accountable for cultural and economic forces that are completely out of his hands but won't hold Trump accountable for actual decisions he's made.
Interesting tidbits from a press conf today on #H5N1 #birdflu by US agencies —NIAID-funded researchers found commercial milk that was PCR-pos for H5, but could not grow live virus from it. (Good) —USDA & CDC admitted some farmers won't let them test. statnews.com/2024/04/24/h5n…
People like this moron are why the world thinks that every American is packing heat 24/7. It’s only a percentage who can’t leave home without them, and who own several guns per person. Sorry about your manhood, bro.
People like this moron are why the world thinks that every American is packing heat 24/7. It’s only a percentage who can’t leave home without them, and who own several guns per person. Sorry about your manhood, bro.
Cate Blanchett vs leaf blowers is the only celebrity feud I care about
The corporate facility owners have been fighting this tooth and nail, so you know there’s some good stuff in it!
The corporate facility owners have been fighting this tooth and nail, so you know there’s some good stuff in it!
Since I'm now using this website to pitch myself on TV shows, I would also like to play Melissa Schemmenti's mother on "Abbott Elementary." If you see Quinta Brunson, please tell her.
This is my yearly rant. My father survived the OKC bombing. He was on the 7th floor when it was attacked. If all you talk about today is the “Oklahoma Spirit” and say “never forget” but don’t talk about how the GOP is now carrying McVeigh’s flag you’re doing it all wrong.
I once stood in line behind a guy at the cvs on speaker phone with his sister. He “couldn’t” visit his actively dying mom because he would have to pay taxes if he crossed the state line. I hope he wasn’t in mom’s will.
I once stood in line behind a guy at the cvs on speaker phone with his sister. He “couldn’t” visit his actively dying mom because he would have to pay taxes if he crossed the state line. I hope he wasn’t in mom’s will.
@NPRKelly You are one of the best, Mary Louise. Please always ask the hard questions, as you do. Hold truth to power. As a listen & supporter, I beg of NPR to remember that journalists don’t have to give equal time to liars to be “balanced.” That’s not neutral.
Everyone can fuck ALLLLLLL the way off about Gen X use of the thumbs up emoji and the ellipsis. Thumbs up means: message received or agree. The ellipsis is just... probably too complicated for you young-uns to understand.
Waiting for Trump to try to profit off falling asleep in court by selling new "Trump-Quil" - a new sleep medicine for Trump fans who refuse to be woke.
Donald Trump repeatedly fell asleep during today’s trial proceedings, raising alarms about Biden’s vigor and stamina.
ALLERGIES DON’T CAUSE FEVER.
My dad and I had wonderful talks at midnight, after I got home from closing shift.
My dad and I had wonderful talks at midnight, after I got home from closing shift.
Clutching my pearls for my 4 degrees paid for by the GI Bill/VRE, in my home I used a VA loan to buy, with disability money as qualified income, while I await a doctors appointment from my local VA. Sorry I think everyone should have access to affordable healthcare, shelter,…
I’m so here for this! I’ll be baking care packages to send to the front. Sorrynotsorry, Clippy!
I’m so here for this! I’ll be baking care packages to send to the front. Sorrynotsorry, Clippy!
It’s taken me years to give less time to emotionally damaging people. I believed weathering the storm of their volatility showed love, but a storm doesn’t care how many times you’re struck by lightning, or how many times you stand out in a field holding an umbrella for it after.
rescues: IT’S AWFUL! WE’RE DROWNING IN DOGS! ADOPT! FOSTER! GUILT! BEG! PLEAD! Not you, you need a fence, we don’t care if you walk 5 miles daily and your vets ♥️ you bc you sent their kids to private school. #AdoptDontShop #LeaveThemInTheYardToAnnoyNeighborsOutOfBoredomItsFine
If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important
We really need to teach civics again: there are so many outspoken, well-meaning, passionate people who really don’t understand how elections work and they’re willing to cut off their nose to spite their face. Sacrificing your vote 👉 actual fascism.
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Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski
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Beyer: Yet we don't is say all good dogs should go to the gravel pit when dogs kill twice as many cows than wolves.
BREAKING: New reports show that CIA agents were killed, captured, or compromised because Hunter Biden sold their names to our enemies. Now that I got Republicans’ attention. That was actually Donald Trump.
So I showed up in front of the courthouse where Trump is on trial, and I'll tell ya this: It was massive! See for yourselves...lol.😏
Michael Mann, Anthony Fauci, and Peter Hotez. There’s a word for these three. Scientist.
Great to be joined by Dr. Fauci on this National Academy panel today
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in 1967, when he was a sophomore at UCLA. Kareem was an early customer of custom tailors. His tailor, who had to stand on a chair to measure his chest, noted that he had an inseam of 51". Note the high-rise trousers and longer jacket.
It's crazy to me how many hold Joe Biden accountable for cultural and economic forces that are completely out of his hands but won't hold Trump accountable for actual decisions he's made.
It’s a point of pride to him that he was born here while the rest of the family is from soft, decadent places like Maryland and New York
Honored to have met a true hero & national treasure this morning. Dr. Fauci embodies what public service is supposed to mean — & I’m so deeply grateful for all he has done to keep us safe & healthy.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.
@dieworkwear This outfit is an atrocity
As America’s paper of record, we believe in simply reporting facts and letting our readers draw their own conclusions. Here’s why we issued a news release explaining what our publisher meant when he hounded the vice president about not getting a one-on-one interview with Biden.
Black men were among the first cowboys in the U.S. but pop culture erased them from the Western milieu over time, creating misleading iconography of an Old West filled with white men on horseback. Our collections help document a more accurate picture. ⬇️ go.loc.gov/zo6250Rpaw8
@BySarahLayden @LoriOstlund Yes, 100%. I moved away from Iowa when I was 24 and. haven't lived in the midwest since then. Maybe I come across a little foreign to them now.
@kathyfish This would simply be called ‘confidence’ if you were a man. Don’t listen x
@kathyfish They decided you've gotten too big for your britches & it's their job to cut your down to size. People do that to women all the time; no qualms about correcting your offensive uppitiness, which is actually just you living your life. That person envies you & is not to be trusted.
@ajmandal15 I mean, maybe? But I don't make it my business to tell that to other people.
@kathyfish @LoriOstlund Soooo midwestern. Of the same variety of being too big for one’s britches. You’re great. Some won’t give themselves the time and space to do what they want, and find it threatening in others.
@kathyfish Honestly, this angers me. You say it was someone you love, so I hesitate to comment, but I can't help but wonder what the subtext is--in fiction terms, if one of your characters said this to another, what would be the power struggle or motivation beneath it. Also: you're great.
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