distracted-dev @DevDistracted

Not in the zone. Sort of streaming (spewing?) Twitter as I... SQUIRREL! Joined October 2018

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distracted-dev @DevDistracted

a year ago

This is because your first options are like warmups in the gym. You don't get the right energy until you start to run out of options. By the time you get to the last resort, you have the absolute conviction needed to manifest the needed result.

brute de force @brutedeforce

a year ago

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Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker

2 years ago

@sama Some things are beyond your control Sam

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Big Bird @BigBird

2 years ago

If you are not able to reach some of your goals this week, just let me know. I am pretty tall and maybe can help you reach them.

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Count von Count @CountVonCount

2 years ago

Four thousand one hundred thirty four!

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distracted-dev @DevDistracted

2 years ago

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy

3 years ago

BRAINDUMP: here are 5 mental tools i'm using to get back into work after *3 YEARS* unable to work due to concussion-type illness… fave & rt please

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distracted-dev @DevDistracted

3 years ago

Can anyone give me a @cron invite?

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distracted-dev @DevDistracted

3 years ago

The trouble is, so many of these responses involve creating something which I probably don't want to read.

Nanna Inie @NannaInie

3 years ago

The trouble is, so many of these responses involve creating something which I probably don't want to read.

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distracted-dev @DevDistracted

3 years ago

Seeing crypto ads in my feed, when the rest of the feed is about how crypto is self-destructing.

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Mark Galeotti @MarkGaleotti

3 years ago

At the moment I don’t yet have an opinion on who killed #Dugina and am still reading up, but if an account describes #Dugin as having had great influence on the Kremlin or repeats that ridiculous 'Putin's Brain' tag, I’m less likely to take the analysis seriously…

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distracted-dev @DevDistracted

3 years ago

Jelly is just lube for peanut butter insertion.

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distracted-dev @DevDistracted

3 years ago

This is why the computers have moved to the cloud.

Sy Brand @TartanLlama

3 years ago

This is why the computers have moved to the cloud.

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Sy Brand @TartanLlama

3 years ago

10 things that every software developer should know 1. If you hit the computer really hard with a hammer it can't hurt you anymore

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distracted-dev @DevDistracted

3 years ago

All-in-one API documentation browser with offline mode and instant search: devdocs.io via @DevDocs

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distracted-dev @DevDistracted

3 years ago

Sometimes software is done, except for WordPress plugins. WP plugins need to be updated every day, apparently.

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Fozzie Bear @FozzieBear

3 years ago

I ate at the fanciest restaurant today! How fancy was it? They had a whole salad dressing room! Ahhhhh! Lettuce see how many laughs this gets. #WockaWocka!

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distracted-dev @DevDistracted

3 years ago

I think @elonmusk needs a joke writing team for his Tweets. Not necessarily to submit the tweets, but to provide material and fix the ones he wants to submit. A billionaire should be able to make that happen. ;)