Jon @DevilsDiscussi2
Will probably comment without reading the whole post. I like a good milkshake. ⛳️ 🏌️♂️🇾🇪 Joined October 2020-
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In the pub carrying 3 pints, my mate came up behind me and pulled my pants down. Undies came down too. Roar of laughter went up. A few weeks later spotted him filling up at the petrol station. I snuck behind him and pulled his shorts down. It wasn't him. Got in my car & drove off
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Scare pranks kids 😂
Holy fuck this is good. Into ‘em lads.
Holy fuck this is good. Into ‘em lads.
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Only 37 players have won away from home. Time we added to that? Our Time. Our Place.
Probably not if our manager has anything to do with it.
Probably not if our manager has anything to do with it.
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🚙💥🏌️Golfer launches his club head through a neighbours car window 🫨
Oh do fuck off.
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@FBAwayDays Here you go same bloke
Just goes to show people will believe any old bollocks these days. When did they start writing elvish on doctors overalls and wtf is an Ambuladge?
Just goes to show people will believe any old bollocks these days. When did they start writing elvish on doctors overalls and wtf is an Ambuladge?
At this point just give him a permanent office so he doesn’t have to keep taking his stuff home. He’s probably already got his own parking space.
At this point just give him a permanent office so he doesn’t have to keep taking his stuff home. He’s probably already got his own parking space.
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🚨🗣️ Amorim on Mainoo: "Like many players, he wants to play more. I didn’t have any discussions with him before the transfer window closed, because I didn’t want him to think I was talking to him to keep him here, so I spoke with him this week. I believe a lot in Kobbie. I think…
It’s a disgrace😂
He needs to start on Sunday. If Amorim plays Dalot over him we’re doomed.
He needs to start on Sunday. If Amorim plays Dalot over him we’re doomed.
Why can’t we have nice things like this @adidasfootball
Why can’t we have nice things like this @adidasfootball
Pretty sure he went to Manchester and they speak English there. Also went to city and it’s been horrendous for his career with regards to actually playing football. Fucking idiot.
Pretty sure he went to Manchester and they speak English there. Also went to city and it’s been horrendous for his career with regards to actually playing football. Fucking idiot.
Maybe that’s why we’ve been so shite.
Maybe that’s why we’ve been so shite.
This bloke is a boss.
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