Devil's Dispatcher @DevilsDispatch
911 Dispatch. 🚓🚒🚑 I would say I'm going to hell, but looks like I already work there 🔥#TeamNightShift #IAm911 🖤💙🖤 Hell, USA Joined June 2017-
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How is this not self defense? 😂
When the officer tells me he’s not in pursuit but I hear the engine roaring in the background... 😂
Y’all keep saying “never forget” but it sure as hell looks like you have.
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Well, that didn’t go as planned.😬
Can I get a raise of hands of y’all using ProQA? This shit is awful and I hate it.
When shit is hitting the fan but it doesn't even phase you because you're used to it.
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Effective 9/1/19 Dispatchers in Texas will no longer be recognized as Administrative but as First Responders, one small step in getting all dispatchers recognized for what we actually do
Supervisor: how come you are always sick on the last day of your work week? Me:
Dispatch: what is the address you’re calling from? Caller: Oh, I’m calling from my home. Dispatch: .....
Officers when I stay 3 steps ahead of them at all times
"So, why were you throwing your feces at people sir?"
Officers finally going on their lunch break then 5 priority calls come in.
Fire departments don’t even count as 24hour shifts.... YOU SLEEP ON THE JOB. EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
Callers on 911 thinking they have an emergency but it’s not an emergency at all and get told to call the non emergency line.
Caller describing how the gangrene on his foot is so bad it looks like a piece of jerky....
5th call of the day.... a concerned father who just got an anonymous text about “having an overnight with a cute 1 year old” This world is sick.
My face at least ONCE during every nonemergency call
First call of the day? Man in a wheelchair telling me in detail about how his titanium spine/tailbone is causing his rectum lots of pain... TGIF.
TheGayDispatcher🏳�... @GayDispatcher
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