Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

Kt. She/They, 🌈. BLM. houseplants. Colorado. ⛰⛺️🐶 Veteran. capitalism is bad, actually. *minors dni* Joined December 2017

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

Do all my friends hate me or do I just need to dim the overhead light

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i don't know how to say this without having people come at me but like i really would like to enjoy fresh air without cigarette smoke invading my nostrils uninvited. deep breath in for fresh foothills air and instead its fucking steven and his cancer sticks i hate it.

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

i lost another friend and i can't bring myself to engage in (well literally anything) the internet so i'll be gone for probably a while.

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

Honestly mom very cool

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

Hate to report that actually taking care to form outfits and be creative with fashion instead of just throwing on the cleanest things I have has been good for my mental health

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

I wasn’t exactly prepared for how much of the household group chat would just be whether or not our dogs pooped on the walks

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Tom Schalk (Voice Over Guy) @TomStheVoice

2 years ago

Count me in 👀🎙️

🎙Juan🌌 | Voice Actor (VOICE COMMISSIONS OPEN!!) @ClassyJavelinVA

2 years ago

Count me in 👀🎙️ https://t.co/BV0EmHmHZi

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama

2 years ago

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

Yeah sex is good but have you ever had a personal trainer compliment your form

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

This classroom has no windows no fan and the professor insists on keeping the door shut. It’s stuffy and uncomfortable and I’m gonna complain to the void.

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

me: I have a paper due soon i need to get started on that my brain: HOW ABOUT WE LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT RAVENS INSTEAD

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

The cows are freaking out and idk why so I am nervous

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

I wish binders worked better on me

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

I feel like I need subtitles in real life what is that

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

ok call me a party pooper but fucking fuck fireworks.

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

If I was anything but a dog sitter (that’s what I do) the amount of times I utter the phrase “please get out of her/his butthole” would be alarming

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

DM: I'll let you re-roll that if you let me do something 'mischievous' me: :0

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

PCs with a just barely patched up gaping chest wound: I just need a good night sleep I’ll be fine

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Plantifa @DevilsLeftist

2 years ago

Saying because some folks might need to hear it. If you think a lot “omg am I doing enough for my dog/cat/pet enrichment and stuff?!?” You probably are