Devon Ray @DevonRay

Product @Philo | Frisbee @SFFlameThrowers @mischief_nation | Music @ home | VB-BOS-OAK Oakland, CA Joined January 2011

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@ESPNFANSUPPORT I can’t see projections for players unless they are in the same start/sit status as my Steelers DST. Super weird. Benching the DST allows me to se projections for my bench but not my starters and vice versa. iPhone 12 mini, everything up to date

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Devon Ray @DevonRay

3 years ago

@alitaylor Potential always outpaces output, both in people and in applied physics. They only match in theoretical contexts or when operating at 100% efficiency, in which case potential is maxed out. For humans that only happens when you’re dead (physically or spiritually). Keep growing

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Devon Ray @DevonRay

3 years ago

🤔💭 I wonder how long before the first fortune 500 company finds out that the agency with whom they have a multimillion-dollar contract is really just a bro in an Airstream + chatGPT

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Devon Ray @DevonRay

3 years ago

@alitaylor 🙌 At 22 I decided to sleep until I wake up naturally and eat whatever my body wants but only when it wants it. Those plus lasik were unequivocally the three best quality of life decisions of my life. I average 1.5 “meals” a day on a totally arbitrary rotation. GLHF, and be safe

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Devon Ray @DevonRay

4 years ago

@TheFFBallers Missed opportunity of the episode: The London Jaguars (jag-you-ers). “Yaguars?” 💀 London is not in France, Mike, but good try. 🖤

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6529 @punk6529

5 years ago

1/ On How Short Life Is A few years ago, I was walking around in a blizzard in SoHo (New York). It was late, midnight, and it was beautiful. Some friends, about 15 blocks away, called: "come over?" It was late, it was cold, was tired, thought "maybe not worth it" but then...

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Devon Ray @DevonRay

9 years ago

@Uber_Support been waiting for an hour. There is no phone number to call and my driver refuses to cancel. How do you handle situations like this? I have a complete history

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Megan Quinn @msquinn

9 years ago

My 9yo niece got a Polaroid camera for Xmas. To her, the best part is that you only get 10 photos & there's a "countdown" that shows how many are left. She's always had unlimited, instantaneous photos so it's the constraint that's "so cool"!