Devops Gordon @DevopsGordon
If Gordon was in IT. Joined May 2015-
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You donkey, next time you want to kubectl do it from the VPN.
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No monitoring? You just don’t care do you? You’ve given up!
Let me get this straight, you used Ansible to deploy a chef-zero stack from SSM? Wha?
If you aren't using Kubernetes get out of the business. Where is your passion? Donkeys
Who monitors "/usr" seriously? Actually who still makes a "/usr" partition. Get out of the dark ages.
If its not written in go time to go to another career.
Why is my stack so unstable? Maybe because you run fucking windows.
Apple is out of ideas and cloning the firestick now.
Don't blame the fucking server for your abusive query.
Every devops engineers worst nightmare. Security team.
sending a file to a windows admin that i tar.gz then gpg encrypted. Donkey will never be able to open this for sure.
When a developer tells you, you cannot reboot the server. Randomly reboot it everyday until they learn it's not the 90s anymore.
Fucking MSSQL server is not a real server DONKEY. Use POSTGRES
Its not so fucking hard to keep your shit secure. Just have your password requirement be 26 characters in length or more. Stupid admins.
why in the FUCK would you wrap every single aws-cli command in knife plugins. DONKEYS JUST USE AWS-CLI
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