I Am Devloper @iamdevloper
just your friendly neighbourhood printer fixer 💸 promotional content: https://t.co/mz9fc9Cprl iamdevloper.io UK Joined April 2012-
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"You can't turn a street corner without seeing a bad coffee shop" - the CEO of Starbucks
"You can't turn a street corner without seeing a bad coffee shop" - the CEO of Starbucks
It's really cool how every project has 1 file with a comment at the top that says "don't try to refactor any of this code or the whole platform will fall apart"
Boss: how long will it take? Me: “2 weeks.” Reality: The only thing that actually takes 2 weeks is realizing the estimate was wrong.
Spending another night with reqres.in, because who needs a social life when you can have AJAX calls, JSON payloads & simulated responses? It's the digital equivalent of a raucous party...minus the people, music, and fun.
The moment you realize your code is starting to resemble a modern art masterpiece - abstract, confusing, and only appreciated by a select few.
when I edit my own code instead of Claude
hello-world.iamdevloper.io "it works on my machine"
Enhancing code performance is my version of morning coffee. Kicking inefficiencies to the curb, one algorithm at a time. My code may run on caffeine, but never on brute force.
silicon valley promised me: - self-driving cars - flying delivery drones - fully automated dev tools what we got: - a retro MMO where thousands of nerds walk around and debug stuff together waitlist open → hello-world.iamdevloper.io - who's ready to join? "you can just build…
Spent all day writing intricate, elegant code to fix a gaping hole in the system. Ended up discovering it was just a simple logic flaw in the project requirements. Welcome to the life of a developer. Coding: a fine balance between Sherlock Holmes and MacGyver.
opening my own codebase to fix an issue instead of prompting AI to do it
The P at the start of PHP stands for PHP
This is flippin cool Designers, this one's for you
This is flippin cool Designers, this one's for you
Ever find yourself wishing coding errors were physical objects? That way you could at least enjoy throwing them out the window.
When you've finally managed to fix that pesky bug in the code and now you kinda miss it. Stockholm syndrome much? This is why I need more coffee and less human interaction.
Every developer knows that "it will just take a minute" translates to "let's meet again in a few epoch time." If time is relative, then in what universe is debugging fast?
(flirting) what’s every single database you've ever used
claude code: you're absolutely right! me:
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