Devo Devops GP @DevopsGuineaPig
I'm a badass #devops Guinea Pig! Joined March 2013-
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GigaOM Cloud: Don’t blame security breaches on open source technology – the problem is lack of oversight. goo.gl/mag/pNoXFbz
Started pooping where I eat again. Seems cyclical. Evidently not paying enough on tech debt. #devops
This is how #devops parties! theonion.com/articles/badly…
Boss told me today that I was "splitting hares" by saying #devops and techops are different. I want out of this rat race. He's a rodent.
Devops are to products as sights & safeties are to rifles: increase product utility and prevent unintentional harm #devops @guineapigwisdom
I just needs me a chopper and then I can break out of this cage! ctvnews.ca/canada/2nd-inm…
kill -9 `ps -ef|grep "hangover"|cut -c9-15` #devops
chmod with a St. Patty's day hangover almost always results in everyone getting access to everything. Ughhh...#devops
chown Devo:devops /beer/Guiness Happy St. Patty's Day everyone. Don't drink and tweet! #devops
Just learned not to poop where I eat! So excited!! Wish Microsoft could learn the same. Windows 8nt!!! #devops #fecalchow
"When I start a company, I'll be smart and use UTC for hardware clocks." I remember saying that. Not sure where I went wrong. #timezonefail
Carnival Cruise Lines Availability below 99%. Sev1! Seems like I'm not the only one wallowing in my own poop. cnn.com/2013/03/14/tra…
When you see the white smoke, there will be a new superuser (root) of the webserver! #devops
I sling code all day and the new pope thinks I don't get to go to heaven? F the rainbow bridge - I want pearly gates baby!
while true;do eat(lettuce);tweet(#devops);write(script);install(server);sleep(10);done
TechOps: The 1980s called - it wants its approach to operations back. Guinea Pigs Rule! #devops
TechOps are hamsters and mice - all about wheels, mazes and cheese. DevOps are badass Guinea Pigs breaking the mold! #devops
Devops - may work fine in practice, but will it ever work in theory? #devops
Half the money we spend on tech process is wasted. Trouble is, we don't know which half! Guinea Pig Blamyow! #devops
2 Kinds of Developers: Those who dig me and those who haven't met me yet. Guinea Pigs Rule! #devops
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420 Followers 2K Following Passionate about next generation careers in DevOps - proud to be working with the folks who are making the impossible a reality !
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1 Followers 53 Following (*o*) Karen We know we have to let go just not wishing so soon gonna miss you. Instagram : emptybluntx
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220 Followers 2K Following Raise the colours 🇬🇧 I have an American XL Bully,an AmStaff and a Frenchie❤️👍❤️
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36 Followers 155 Following Hey My Name Is Beans I live In Texas Follow me and You can See what I do Every Day
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2K Followers 5K Following Staff Technical Recruiter @databricks | NFL fan @houstonTexans | Fitness enthusiast @Gymshark | Proud #zimbabwean #ai #data #HR #fitness views are my own
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20 Followers 101 Following I have 1 husband, 2 kids, 4 dogs and 19 guinea pigs and i work as a child health nurse.
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1K Followers 4K Following Dedicated cheap skater who keeps data. I do cloudy stuff and things. Cloud Security Forum moderator and a fwd:cloudsec organizer
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102 Followers 904 Following Texas gal - Mom - True crime junkie - Asset Mgt Analyst- ❤️ to travel, sleep in, 🥂 & play Apex, Fortnite, TitanFall 2, Wolfenstein, Fallout 😁 PS4: werhemmer44
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