APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

I pay tho much money to web guyths, but still my web thytes are thslow. I Dithcovered APM toolths and want to change application thspeed one thweet at a thyme Joined January 2016

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

8 years ago

#VelocityConf thith week. Favorite was the after hours cage match betheween @Dynatrace & @AppDynamics pre-sales engineers. No ears bitten.

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

9 years ago

Finally! My boys are gonna luv thith. @romanspitzbart @Dynatrace #Perform2017

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Dynatrace @Dynatrace

9 years ago

Some companies founded in garage, ours was founded in someone's grandma's house @berndgreif buff.ly/2jYAwRK

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

9 years ago

Happy holidays ! Why is my webthite down @peter_rodick

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

9 years ago

Thopped by #AppSphere16 in Vegas and had my team demo @AppDynamics EUM on my live thite. Looks like they have work to do.

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

I require all my developers and network guyths to cage fight oncth a week.

SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

10 years ago

I require all my developers and network guyths to cage fight oncth a week.

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

We have to laugh at ourselves or we never get over our trauma. Just don't laugh at my application performance.

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

Not sure why, but I really like this "Common Lisp" language running the Caveman 2 framework. 8arrow.org/caveman/

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

I love to hit people! My thite's been down fo hours. At @velocityconf I toll my guys! Gotta get me thum AppMon!

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

Every Friday is black Friday to me.

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

I got 99 problems according to nagios. Holyfield's ear aint one of them.

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

"Mike's Law": No APM means Sharknado to the Buithness.

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

I’m a dreamer. I have to dream and reath for the thtars, and if I miss a thtar then I grab a handful of AWS cloud appths.

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

/etc/init.d/newrelic-sysmond start

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

Everybody'ths got plans... until they get hit (by an over thubscribed vCPU)

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

Most used command: iisReset. I want to rip out IIS'th and feed it to Lennox Lewis!!!

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

It takeths a big man to cry but it takeths even a bigger man thew laugh at the performanth of my JDBC callths from my JVM'sh.

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APM Mike Tyson @apm_mike_tyson

10 years ago

If you go to a devOpyhs job interview iths good thew know if they press charges for critical applicathun downthime. blog.appdynamics.com/devops/idc-dev…