Dispatch Diva @DivaDispatch

Lady what’s your number? Hopefully some sassy and true tweets about 911 that absolutely do not reflect any options other than my own. PNW Joined August 2018

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Dispatch Diva @DivaDispatch

7 years ago

@RookieCityCop I feel like someone who is higher than you needs to have a talk with the wife so she will tell her spouse to stop being a dick.

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7 years ago

@midwest_rookie Makeup remover/facial wipes or baby wipes?

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7 years ago

@WingsWoody How about Kill Bill?

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7 years ago

@kyspatcher

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7 years ago

@kyspatcher I call mine the Heathens

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One of the guys got a call about a crash: RP: “I JUST GRADUATED FROM CERT AND IM ON SCENE A MVC ROLL EVERYONE” *click* Dispatcher calls back “yeah thats not how this works, Ive got some questions...” turns out no injury nonblocking. Cant wait to see that guy in a real emergency.

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7 years ago

@DispatcherDame

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7 years ago

Was dispatching a while ago and we needed a tracking k9, ended up with one that was from a different county and worked in a very urban area. Poor handler sounded like this until we could get a local unit with him to call out locations 😂

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Dispatch Diva @DivaDispatch

7 years ago

@fiveonefiveoh1 @DispatchDevil Ok but what about, not college students? Asking for a friend.

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7 years ago

Today’s shift almost ended in disaster before it started. I dropped my unopened can of #BlackCherryVanillaBang on the ground while walking to my desk. Luckily it didn’t burst but I saw my shift flash before my eyes while it fell.

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Dispatch Diva @DivaDispatch

7 years ago

The drive through at my local Starbucks is closed today and people are losing their damn minds. Hell hath no fury like a white suburban dwelling subject faced with a mild inconvenience.

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7 years ago

@DispatchDevil

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7 years ago

Person calls for aid, drank an energy drink and now can’t feel their fingers. Oooookay... Oh, one more thing, they also used a bunch of cocaine:

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Dispatch Diva @DivaDispatch

7 years ago

@law_champagne Yes

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Dispatch Diva @DivaDispatch

7 years ago

@AnonCopGuy Wait until you get a nice set of sheets.

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7 years ago

@MrsShadowgazer

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7 years ago

@dispatchdisshit 20 pounds. He got the king sized which I thought would be too big since he got one for each of us but I actually like it folded in half so the size is awesome