Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 93-68) @DodgeDickle
yankee fan account first, lyrics second, satire 🍀💜🕓🕖 Joined July 2021-
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Realizing I have to be a much more gentle and caring version of myself to appease my woman friends and it kinda makes me not wanna be friends with them. I need to be able to tell you to kill yourself without worrying about how that makes you feel
Jalen: "Questions?" OG: "Remember in Game 4 when you took that shot in the end and you missed it?" Jalen: "Yeah" OG: "Remember what happened after?" Jalen: "Yeah. You tipped it in" OG: "Oh yeah. That was awesome"
You can block me but you can't unhave disappointing sex with me.
God I love seeing the Mets suck
I want ya body, ya music !!
but don cheadle we're both boys
Turn that Bon Iver up nigga
"Matt LaFuhrer"
If this doesn't change soon, Wisconsinites will be calling for Matt LaFuhrer's head outside Lambeau.
I hate a strict ass man. I said give me one more chance fuck nigga! Damn!
Watched this 20 times on a loop already. This is just a beautiful swing.
Can’t tell if it makes me confident or worried we just took 3/4 from the team we’ll likely be facing in the Divisional
Yo man Yankees have to win the World Series this year if Green Bay is gonna be doing this shit for 17 weeks
Refs been on Green Bay’s ass all year what the fuck are we doing
One right after the motherfucking other
Posted my micropenis on r/bigdick
The funnest thing to do after taking time out to work on yourself is to return completely unimproved, or if anything, slightly worse
Men will say “beast mode” and it’s literally a guy at rock bottom
Aaron Judge gonna blow his Achilles like a transmission just to go 1-11 in the Wild Card Series. I’m living in the Twilight Zone
Ryan McMahon just hit a grand slam, I’ve seen it all
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i would die for marcu... @TheJewishBishop
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mr.no$cantspendit @____mateus____
22 Followers 40 Following not into this conversation i've been in my head for hours
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