Nick Colebourn @DrNickSQL
Microsoft Certified Master - SQL Server. Data Platform and Business Intelligence Consultant. dbbi.co.uk Basingstoke, England Joined January 2012-
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From now on all political interviews need to have the Benny Hill theme tune playing in the background..... 😂
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Think this sums up my feelings on the current SQL Server cumulative update release process...... 🤦
UK Government : Anyone guilty of killing an emergency services worker to be jailed for life chng.it/FJZfFdTM via @UKChange
Would you like Query Store to allow you to force a plan to recompile each time it's submitted to SQL Server? Add your vote here! feedback.azure.com/forums/908035-…
Reasonable day today...only 4 VS crashes with lost work....
Corbyn getting a bit personal now..... 🤣🤣🤣
Corbyn getting a bit personal now..... 🤣🤣🤣
Found where your Jumper has disappeared to @MrJamesMay ... the new speaker of the House of Commons has half-inched it and turned it into socks.....
Dev needing a SQL 2016 upgrade justification?? 😁
Dev needing a SQL 2016 upgrade justification?? 😁
So after the "Mandatory speed limits using in-car cameras and signs" story today for the EU, I've been inventing.....
Nick Colebourn retweeted
🚨The 1st cumulative update release for #SQLServer 2016 SP2 is now available for download. Read the blog: msft.social/mXEA7W
Want backup compression of TDE enabled databases to Azure blob storage / URL? Vote for my connect article here: connect.microsoft.com/SQLServer/Feed…
Now available for SQL Server consultancy! Drop me a mail with your requirements for an initial chat to [email protected]
I'm now available for SQL Server Consultancy in the UK or Australia from 3rd March 2014. Any requirements please give me a shout!
Another morning googling how to do things in Server 2012. Added 15 mins to what should have been a 2 minute job.
Always nice to work on a cluster i built myself......bit of a novelty having no errors in the logs... :)
I'm available for SQL Server consultancy work from the 21st October. Feel free to drop me a line if you have any requirements.
Nick Colebourn retweeted
@jenstirrup: @hedgeb @sirsql Please vote for this #MSConnect item I've raised to #BringBackMCM #SQLServer bit.ly/197rvLb
@GavinPayneUK @JimmyBoo you know that piece of information has just pushed out some SQL info..... :-p
@GavinPayneUK @JimmyBoo I'm looking forward to that footy! Alcohol, food, and the match with my old man. Cracking evening :)
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