Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson
Comedian. Late Late Show. Comedy Central. Watch my special Runs in the Family on YouTube! Mostly talking about sports on here now since Elon killed this app. dustinnickerson.com San Diego Joined June 2009-
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The great thing about aging is you gain so much wisdom. Unfortunately, you also gain so much weight.
Okay so ends up booking my @NetflixIsAJoke festival show May 5th, might have been a bit of a mistake 🤦♂️
Okay so ends up booking my @NetflixIsAJoke festival show May 5th, might have been a bit of a mistake 🤦♂️
LA! This Sunday I’m at @HollywoodImprov for the @NetflixIsAJoke fest. Maybe come? If you can’t make it, I totally get it. Life is busy. But also, life is short. And either one of us could die sooner than we think. So with that in mind, here’s the ticket link:…
Update: aforementioned team lost today, and I will resume silence. Unrelated, headlining @tacomacomedy 9/6-8
Update: aforementioned team lost today, and I will resume silence. Unrelated, headlining @tacomacomedy 9/6-8
You know France has a good product when they can afford to be mean to tourists Everyone is friendly in Dayton BECAUSE THEY ARE GRATEFUL YOU CHOSE DAYTON
Are sports superstitions a real thing? Who knows. Is there a team that I like a lot and since I haven’t been tweeting about them they have won 9 of 11, 4 straight series and are currently in 1st place? If so, I will not name them 🔱
The dominance of the NFL is insane. People are out here ranting about who the 11th best right guard in the draft is instead of watching actual NBA playoff games
Could we rename baby carrots to mini carrots? I’m just trying to have a healthy snack not eat someone’s infant child.
Ain't that the truth.
Being middle aged is still listening to Rage Against the Machine but the machine you’re raging against is the elliptical
Since today is the actual draft, I’d like to give a shoutout to Draft Day, the worst movie that I watch every single time it’s on
Reggie Bush got his Heisman back because the college football landscaped has changed. Good. Next step, let everyone out of jail that is there for possession of marijuana.
It’s important to teach your kids to not compare themselves to each other. Life is not about being better than your siblings. Life is about your whole family being better than other families.
Need a timeline laugh break? Follow my friend Dustin. You’ll be glad you did.
AirPods a very convenient way to have a hands free conversation that also provides just the worst sound experience imaginable for the person you’re on the call with.
I can’t love this more ❤️❤️❤️
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open up your bibles @DustinNickerson
"he gave up his body on that play" do you know who else gave up his body for the forgiveness of our sins?
@DustinNickerson If they saw themselves with our eyes they’d have the most self-confidence.
Bay Area! Two shows tonight, 7:30 and 9:45. The @punchlinesf - tickets s at their site or mine!
This weekend Taylor Williamson is headlining at Tacoma Comedy Club on 6th & Proctor! You’re in for an incredible show also featuring Joey Bragg!
Good solid Major League Baseball win by Seattle’s entry in the American League tonight.
YES. Fucking big win, needed that one
@DustinNickerson Good stuff, but the part about the stolen election might be lost on the the masses, or them asses as I like to say.
The room that holds my friends who are Lakers fans
Take a moment to check in on your friends that are Lakers fans tonight
@DustinNickerson Looks like you took “the red eye” to get there! #funny
@DustinNickerson You really only need one nostril to breath anyway.