Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

C/Rust, teller of bad jokes github.com/edhendoschem Joined April 2013

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Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

7 years ago

I went to buy some noodles and they had one item in the menu called "OX plate", so naturally I ordered it as O, X plate. It took me 10 minutes to realize that they meant OX as in the animal and not some kind of experimental prototype model O-X food. I blame sci-fi series/books

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Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

7 years ago

All right... who forgot to unlock the mutex in parliament? This is why you should always use a lock_guard!

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Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

7 years ago

Make this lady president of... everything.

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen

7 years ago

Make this lady president of... everything.

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Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

7 years ago

I've been doing this online embedded systems course and after 5 hours still no sign of either coding or using the microcontroller in any way?? If I have to do one more hex to binary to decimal exercise I am going to 0x53435245414d !!!!

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Custard Smingleigh @Smingleigh

7 years ago

The Government playing the long game here, aiming for the long-rumoured Quantum Brexit, where nobody in the UK or Europe can tell if we're in or out because the motion to amend the confirmation resolution to capitulate to the non-binding vote on the article has been suspended.

Christopher Hope📝 @christopherhope

7 years ago

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Arrigo Triulzi @cynicalsecurity

7 years ago

We need a new syscall. brexit() where your C programme exits but doesn’t, is very confused and blames the scheduler demanding more CPU slots than cores plus memory protection but wide open IPC.

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Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

7 years ago

I've just realised I've been using Object Oriented Programming to pack: I've put similar stuff in small boxes and then put those boxes together in larger boxes. Then I will hire a courier service to move them from 0x456e676c616e64 to 0x506f72747567616c

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Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

7 years ago

When buying a new monitor, the first thing you need to check is the amount of RAM they have, more RAM = improved MP3 bit rate. Also a SATA connection for faster pixels.

qntm @qntm

7 years ago

When buying a new monitor, the first thing you need to check is the amount of RAM they have, more RAM = improved MP3 bit rate. Also a SATA connection for faster pixels.

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Off-Nominal Falcon 9 Fairing 🦈 @F9FaultyFairing

7 years ago

@tanyaofmars Ad Astra, Oppy - we'll miss you dearly.

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Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

7 years ago

This is pretty amazing!

Matt Zarb-Cousin @mattzarb

7 years ago

This is pretty amazing!

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Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

7 years ago

This article is amazing: "To be fair to him, replacing a system that works with an untested ferry firm with zero ships or shipping experience is one of the most concise Brexit summaries we’ve seen so far"

James Felton @JimMFelton

7 years ago

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Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

7 years ago

Current FTL skill level: youtube.com/watch?v=9Gv_Dy…

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Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

7 years ago

My current STL skill level: Mr. Bean as the captain of the USS Enterprise but without the happy ending.

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @DmitryOpines

7 years ago

@penn48 If the EU is so innocent, why did they not come when the beacons of Gondor were lit?!

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Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

7 years ago

Looks like my criminal activities have finally caught up with me. I am being summoned to court for the heinous crime of *checks notes* ...renting? Remember kids: don't do rent, stay in school or you could end up like me!

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Eduardo Henriques Dos Santos @EDHENDOSS

7 years ago

I love the fact that the Unsafe/advanced Rust book is called "The Rustonomicon: The Dark Arts of Advanced and Unsafe Rust Programming" And begins with dire warnings in the form of modified passages from HP Lovecraft's books. doc.rust-lang.org/stable/nomicon…

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Mike Pound @_mikepound

7 years ago

Does anyone else have to totally re-learn regex for the one time per year you use it?

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Femi @Femi_Sorry

7 years ago

Can someone tell me why a Belgian member of the European Parliament is having to tell British MPs to start acting in the interest of the United Kingdom? (I don't like having to quote Guy Verhofstadt as I know Brexiteers don't like him but come on!)