Cook567 @EdCook567

Rocket ship builder, pizza expert, loves the Arsenal. Redhill Joined March 2013

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500

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Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons

2 days ago

New PFP 👀

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َ @CongestTheBox

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Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers

2 weeks ago

Half of the NFL’s AFC South division has won more games at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium than Spurs this season 😳

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Printers have had forty years to improve and somehow they are less reliable today than they were in 1998. It has full Wi-Fi capability and a touch screen, but it will flat-out refuse to print a black-and-white text document because the cyan cartridge is feeling emotional.

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Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh

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Andy Burnham @andyburnham

2 weeks ago

I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to. The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact. But I

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bootifulgame @bootifulgame

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There are times when you think AI has gone too far, but then there are moments when you see Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air scoring Mesut Özil's goal against Ludogrets, and suddenly it all feels worthwhile.

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Gunners @Gunnersc0m

3 weeks ago

Jackson Martinez turns 39 today... Throwback to this iconic Arsenal Twitter debate 😂

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Lea @Lea_EFC

3 weeks ago

This broke me 🤣🤣🤣

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Adam Clery @AdamClery

3 weeks ago

Some middle manager at Man City had to tell their IT team to custom-build a server that stopped the Premier League copy/pasting any text from the documents they handed over. "Yeah, we're innocent, but can you just make life as hard as possible for the people investigating us?"

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REDaction Gooners @REDactionAFC

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@liamgallagher Jesus came to Arsenal to win a medal he could keep

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El té con Mayte | €, libertad y oportunidades 🌎 @MayteClaraX

3 weeks ago

Las probabilidades de ser abofeteado por una tortuga al azar en medio del océano son bajas, pero nunca cero.

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KloppsDoppelgänger @lfcmac80

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Steve Clemans @Steve09812

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Trey Parker & Matt Stone Roasting Hollywood

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Football Away Days @FBAwayDays

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This Japanese Newcastle fan explaining that he started supporting them because Alan Pardew headbutted someone during one of the first Newcastle games he ever watched… Brilliant! 🤣👊🇯🇵

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P™ @SemperFiArsenal

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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Man City

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Football Away Days @FBAwayDays

a month ago

Unreal, that! 👏

Football Away Days @FBAwayDays

a month ago

An incredible atmosphere inside The Stadium of Light ahead of Sunderland’s first game in Europe for 53 years. Love it! 👏

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Perseus @Bloodofolympus

a month ago

@SamJDean Arteta preparing Arsenal squad for the season

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FG @FunnyGooner

2 years ago

Reminder that Arséne had to play against 12 men every game. Mike Dean didn’t give this a penalty who later become head of PGMOL

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Parody Premier League Match Centre @PL_Match_Centre

2 months ago

#MUNIPS - 58” We managed to find an anomaly in the rules which meant that this was not a handball, and therefore allow the goal. Don’t expect us to do this in the future for your team though