Dan @EgregiousDunce
Liverpool Joined December 2017-
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I subscribe to the @cushbomb school of thought on video games: they’re a vice. Vices are bad for you, but it’s ok to do things that are bad for you in moderation. But if you do them too much, you have a Problem & if you pretend your vice is in fact a virtue you have a Big Problem
Incredibly, unbelievably, I am on @ThisAmerLife alongside America's Only Sports Journalist, the great @PabloTorre, talking about the impact of trade flows on the Kyrgyz econ- nah JK, it's the Honduran Maradona
Incredibly, unbelievably, I am on @ThisAmerLife alongside America's Only Sports Journalist, the great @PabloTorre, talking about the impact of trade flows on the Kyrgyz econ- nah JK, it's the Honduran Maradona
This means Israel has a reported rape rate of 951.2 per 100,000 population, including 570.72 per 100,000 for reported rapes against children. For comparison, the highest reported national figures elsewhere in the world are approximately 100 per 100,000.
Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?
im making a show called "i hate science" and its me wandering around the woods looking for bigfoot with a divining rod
In 27 years I've drunk fifty thousand beers And they just wash against me Like the sea into a pier
A mess here. The thing with Diogo is that while he was a brilliant player, he just seemed genuinely the nicest, most lovely man. Life is so cruel and fragile. Cannot imagine what his family are going through 💔
Spent an enormous amount of time - nearly every spare second between late October and mid-January - working on this, delighted to see it out in the world.
Spent an enormous amount of time - nearly every spare second between late October and mid-January - working on this, delighted to see it out in the world.
“Israel” has no right to exist. That’s the correct line; that’s it. If you want, you can also explain that no state anywhere has any inherent “right to exist” anyway and it’s just some bullshit Zionists made up and there’s no such concept in international law. But even if…
I do not now and I will not ever view Israelis as human. They have voided their earthly contract to be considered anything other than apocalyptic horsemen monomaniacally obsessed with nuclear brinkmanship and sexual violence
probably the greatest album ever made, maybe the greatest american band, certainly the most american band, a discography that encompasses the whole deal, utopia and horror alike, plus it's got a good beat and you can dance to it, r.i.p. king
In time for the parade this weekend, here's 7000 words on Jamie Carragher, the face of modern punditry. My latest for the @gdnlongread. theguardian.com/football/ng-in…
Tough game for United this week. Football.
if Van Dijk said he'd rather win a ballon d'or than the club win a trophy again, refused to do post match interviews for 2 years, gestured at his own fans multiple times, and agreed to leave for free to help real madrid with their transfer budget. I reckon he'd have been booed.
They're calling him the Weed Smoking Pope due to his love of smoking that herb known as weed: marijuana
call my dick pink floyd the way i pipe her at the gates of dawn
Come, Mr. Bond…now’s no time for scintillating guitar heroics!
When I was 10 my uncle took me to only McDonald's in Serbia for the first time and he tried to order "one kilogram of hamburgers"

Kieran Morris @kf_morris
4K Followers 318 Following Managing Editor, @The_Fence_Mag. Features, @gdnlongread, @GQMagazine, @FTMag. Books, @phaidonpress. Documentaries, @WonderyMedia, @IHeartMedia. CAA.
JL-Super Bowl Champio... @JackPLamb
5K Followers 2K Following Weeb for the East Coast. Sports Barracuda Forever. #FSGOut
googling 'kiedis poin... @irishloubega
2K Followers 988 Following first dance at wedding to Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain
Kidney failure feels ... @MailmanStalker
2K Followers 586 Following
Jen's Fortress @jenny_briar
1K Followers 899 Following ''This is a love song, in my own way.'' // 29 // North West emo // artist // vegan // avi by @Quaggy8
Clive Martin @clive_mart1n
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Elvis Buñuelo @Mr_Considerate
12K Followers 4K Following Some people can't be told, you know. They have to learn the hard way.
Ohixud @Ohixud87150
20 Followers 965 Following
Monsieur Cy Abruti @decoyrobot
2K Followers 1K Following An Ishmael Type. A searcher. Lover of the opaque, the outré, the garbage, and the middlebrow
Jeann Helen @jeann8604
110 Followers 611 Following
Luol Deng Xiaoping @JungAristotle
386 Followers 994 Following Venados de Mazatlan. Plane expert. Not a Sami expert.
Anglodomor's Godson @MyLordChad
470 Followers 997 Following Inheritor of the mantle. Curse the jews! White women slide into my dms. White men and minorities dni. Backup: @chadchevik
Jacob ‘Solid’ Sna... @DarkDementus
2K Followers 737 Following To feel alive we seek sensation. Any sensation to wash away the cranky black sorrow. It leaves us for a moment. And then it comes back.
The @DerekPutin
249 Followers 336 Following
Yumi @who_isyumii_
66 Followers 761 Following From one adventure to another 🚀 softie with a big heart
Mary @Mary90480
10K Followers 9K Following am real and honest woman ♥️... I'm search for a special connection that light up my world like ✨ ... a love that brings endless 🌞 🌺 and warmth to my life 😍
Lloyd Brannon @lynnBmott
999 Followers 7K Following TESLA MAKE THE WORLD EASIER, YOU CAN BE PART OF THE FAMILY AND ENJOY ALL THE BENEFIT WHICH AWAIT YOU, FEEL FREE TO INVEST AND AWAIT YOUR HUGE PROFIT.
Smiling Ghost @PhrygianWeaver
1K Followers 387 Following If a man is making music they oughta let his record play
Vicky @VickiGlow_
77 Followers 2K Following Scottish babe with messy thoughts & soft lips 💋 I’m 19 & always craving a little fun Slide into my free link 👇🏼🔗
I.S.A.B.E.L.L.E @IsaaZoom
97 Followers 422 Following 19-year-old with big dreams 🩺 Capricorn sweetie♑
wörm @stanbrakhages
266 Followers 555 Following secretly wishes he was bing crosby but would settle for being a close relative of edgar bergen
The Hipster Doofus @yaynarcissism
417 Followers 632 Following
𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔞�... @clevelandreaper
3K Followers 994 Following a symptom of the universe, a love that never dies
impo crumbs @aqua_mancer
900 Followers 553 Following heads up. conversations like this can be intense. don't forget the human behind the screen.
Lilja @LilyLilja67727
485 Followers 222 Following When I woke up I was laughing Well what else was I to do? Every detail of the dream I had was true!
Regime No. 6 @regime_6_0
372 Followers 496 Following
Jack FR @FrayneJack34043
2K Followers 934 Following certified Neil Young expert and voice of a generation
Ol’ Brendy @liquefied_mummy
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Jonathan @Jon___Dee
87 Followers 128 Following For the moment not caring who you're supposed to be registered as.
Ruth @up_ruth
353 Followers 443 Following spirit medium. cartoonist, musician, screenwriter. zero DUIs. 32 ❤@procyonflame https://t.co/0B4n7nnXoG https://t.co/3ybFkiHhxX
Albanian AI Minister ... @sobolinaback
524 Followers 441 Following heard you missed me, well i'm back
Tuff Ghost @thriller_bark_
749 Followers 345 Following For as long as I can remember, I’ve always enjoyed lounging around and relaxing
DΔΠTE • pinned @steelydante
9K Followers 2K Following a so-so entertainer and not much of a humanitarian. photographer & sometimes writer. he/they. priv: @butazamine. i run @csnyarchive with leo!
jondevoy @DevoyJo
273 Followers 3K Following end of year stealing valor and loving it special. 'not left-wing, not right-wing, but the centre, where the facts are' - me
Garrett @RadioFree_NE
2K Followers 882 Following 11th generation irish immigrant. proud to be part of the diaspora!
~prester pop~ @exMalwa
10K Followers 859 Following Dil da ni mada #amliunion #whocare #bantz frequently engaging in off the cuff badinage
Dan @dankgdl
35K Followers 2K Following Jnco Maven. Phd, Houthi Institute of Strategic Studies, Georgetown. Natsec Correspondent, Good 'Uns Magazine. Armenian and Pennsylvanian as all hell..
Kieran Morris @kf_morris
4K Followers 318 Following Managing Editor, @The_Fence_Mag. Features, @gdnlongread, @GQMagazine, @FTMag. Books, @phaidonpress. Documentaries, @WonderyMedia, @IHeartMedia. CAA.
hammer ✊⌚️ @drone_jock
2K Followers 346 Following when i was young i used to sing, i didn't care for anything
charlie @StyledApe
7K Followers 990 Following Opposition researcher @mostcontropod. email me [email protected]
JL-Super Bowl Champio... @JackPLamb
5K Followers 2K Following Weeb for the East Coast. Sports Barracuda Forever. #FSGOut
googling 'kiedis poin... @irishloubega
2K Followers 988 Following first dance at wedding to Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain
Babble @Babble____
8K Followers 958 Following Art Director - @SCROUNGERSPOD 'low energy energy' - Dr A. Bastani
karel @karelprince_
22K Followers 215 Following I do a bit of everything✍🏾🎙📹 | tiktok: karelprince | 📩: [email protected]
punchable whack white... @hamstorm69
791 Followers 1K Following still a speedy rewards member at all speedway stores
esmé holden 🤍 @esmesayss
3K Followers 616 Following disorganised woman, regrettably tall, technically a writer • she/her 🏳️⚧️ • words for: @LWLies @YearZeroCinema @InRO • contact: [email protected]
lizzie mackarel @lizziemackarel
644 Followers 995 Following somewhere between pola negri and auntie mame
LinkedIn Park @DiscourseStwo
655 Followers 350 Following Stu 2 | "What happens in your head also happens" | Host: @MarvelousDeath | Webzone: https://t.co/IaF5xeXM4y | Avvy by @Why_I_Am_Art
Hispanic Shaun King @okimstillhungry
21K Followers 458 Following If you’re mad then it was a joke. I was joking.
dj sensitive jock @jelvis8
3K Followers 125 Following painting/mixes/rollerskate/djing/float email 4 booking … mixes =https://t.co/ocuFHCJHNj
free white @paulskallqs
2K Followers 206 Following A division of 德察痕 LTD. products and services we love and enjoy. 中国 Trading Company. 鸿康冲 Company. Work of FACTion. Names characters and places have been changed.
Peep Show Script @PeepScript
20K Followers 81 Following I'm a bot tweeting the script of Channel 4/Netflix comedy Peep Show from start to finish. Currently on Season 2 Episode 3: Local Zero
Huda Ammori @HudaAmmori
13K Followers 527 Following Fighting the British government over the proscription of Palestine Action. We will not be silenced. Free Palestine.
Luol Deng Xiaoping @JungAristotle
386 Followers 994 Following Venados de Mazatlan. Plane expert. Not a Sami expert.
The Beatles Bible �... @beatlesbible
93K Followers 109 Following Not quite as popular as Jesus... Beatles history tweets at 8am and 4pm GMT/BST, plus occasional other stuff. Love is all you need. Now joined by @bowiebible!
Anglodomor's Godson @MyLordChad
470 Followers 997 Following Inheritor of the mantle. Curse the jews! White women slide into my dms. White men and minorities dni. Backup: @chadchevik
eddie @realhoopermovie
4K Followers 489 Following to live outside the law you must be honest / host of @ExtendedClipPod https://t.co/z52pcZgObS [email protected]
Fritz Pape @fritzpape
2K Followers 973 Following
Jacob ‘Solid’ Sna... @DarkDementus
2K Followers 737 Following To feel alive we seek sensation. Any sensation to wash away the cranky black sorrow. It leaves us for a moment. And then it comes back.
Monsieur Cy Abruti @decoyrobot
2K Followers 1K Following An Ishmael Type. A searcher. Lover of the opaque, the outré, the garbage, and the middlebrow
🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle
33K Followers 5K Following Expert consultant for crowdsourced online mental illness diagnoses. Same username on bluesky. Not consistent about checking DMs, don’t take it personal.
The @DerekPutin
249 Followers 336 Following
𝕶𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖎�... @thejunebugfreak
19K Followers 8K Following a black girl geeking out about music & cinema ❦
Jordan Harper 🏴 @jordan_harper
8K Followers 701 Following Author of EVERYBODY KNOWS, SHE RIDES SHOTGUN, THE LAST KING OF CALIFORNIA and LOVE AND OTHER WOUNDS. Also television.
Tone Glow @toneglow
8K Followers 66 Following A newsletter highlighting the best in experimental music. Also: Film Show. Tweets by @misterminsoo. [email protected]
jourdain searles @judysquirrels
49K Followers 2K Following southern film critic & comedian • bylines @thr @okayplayer @bitchmedia @indiewire @ebertvoices @reverse_shot @vulture @theavclub • [email protected]
EAMO @EamoV1
14K Followers 724 Following
Robbie☮️🏳️�... @FireWaterBreath
162 Followers 191 Following I don't kid when it comes to Stagefright
Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice
23K Followers 2K Following More screaming than you’d think // Subscribe to my newsletter: https://t.co/mY4AQgP7XW // Email: [email protected]
John Cale @therealjohncale
22K Followers 338 Following alright yes, the Velvet Underground...good, next____ personal tweets are signed x jc
Joshua Minsoo Kim @misterminsoo
23K Followers 5K Following 📨 @toneglow 💽 @toneglowrecords 📝 @singlesjukebox @thewiremagazine @pitchfork @bombmagazine @chicago_reader @nprmusic @billboard @mubinotebook @cinemascopemag
Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq
27K Followers 1K Following Modern-day folk hero. Once met Dolph Lundgren. World-famous for @ImprtCinemaClub and @MichaelandUs. [email protected]
Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng
29K Followers 2K Following Bylines: Vulture, The Ringer, GQ, Inverse, Men's & Women's Health, Letterboxd Journal, The AV Club, The Playlist, Fangoria, Paste, The Film Stage, AwardsWatch
Valerie Keaton @StealingValerie
3K Followers 3K Following i just run my mouth. I write about history.
largest rodent @capybaroness
26K Followers 913 Following the honorable one on @LostBroadcasts, cohost of Get Cynical, words @lwlies @reverse_shot @menshealthmag @vinegarsyndrome, i have met two capybaras in real life
はると @tomeji1106
37K Followers 38 Following キジトラ大好き❤トメ次(マンチカン)、がじゅまる(通称ガッちゃんスコティッシュ)、えのき、まいたけ、しめじ(全てベンガルミックスの兄弟)、はちべえ(通称はっちゃんアメショー)、3年違いですががじゅまるの弟ちゃちゃ丸全7匹と毎日ダラダラ過ごすズボラ主婦です。※ポストの無断転載不可。