Alex @65yOld_man
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There are people who thought an album called “The Tortured Poets Department” was going to be good. They’re pretending it’s good right this moment
There’s no reason why NFL teams can’t do this
NOTHING gets between a 34 year old woman and her Taylor swift
Get the badge in 👊🏻 Get the bags in ❄️ Get the slags in 👯♀️
Tonight the bars are open in beautiful Africa
Tonight the bars are open in beautiful Africa
Pinkerton is city girls for skinnyfat men who smell
Some of yall must not understand how monarchies work
I’m going to need you to press control, alt, windows, shift, L. Got that? Ok now apply for a job
Why does Zendaya have one name like a Brazilian wingback
If your bird plays darts, that’s not your bird, that’s your mate
@mertcentury To love my life in China Mall To meet a wife at China Mall Beef and rice at China Mall
I think a better idea would be hanging with your friends and discussing literally anything else besides work
I think a better idea would be hanging with your friends and discussing literally anything else besides work
Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury
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Near fight in the bathroom at a magic game when a guy told a Cavs fan the women’s bathroom was further down the hall
I wake up & all I hear is male laughter from down the hall. Can we be serious and stoic for once in our life bro wow. Be serious you clowns 🤡.
Last two days I’ve woken up to my friend’s brother having served us the most “you’re gonna be late for school!” kids movie ass breakfast and I’m in awe. It’s like it’s nothing to him
You must hurry. We cannot let him do this horrible task any longer.
this is a pressed perc30/roxy with mild moisturizer damage that 100% has fentanyl in it
Man, Kobe used to be unstoppable in Denver. Just couldn’t accept failure out there. Wouldn’t take no for an answer.
@mertcentury Really sad bc I was thinking about him the other day bc I heard Sublime’s Doin Tome song and it reminded me of when I’d ride around his freestyle BMX park on PS2
You can very clearly hear a guy in the lakers space overtaking people on the freeway and you can hear the Waze app telling him directions and everyone is accusing him of being drunk
I’m ngl I didn’t realize public safety could make arrests
Within minutes of students beginning their Gaza encampment at Princeton University, police swiftly stormed the gathering and arrested dozens of students.
@JoyceCarolOates Thank you. Appreciate your message of peace