teenagers are animals, like I used to get home from track and eat a whole rotisserie chicken as a snack
@ElyKreimendahl I remember once eating a whole Chipotle burrito after school and my mom was like “I guess you don’t want dinner” and I was like “why wouldn’t I want dinner?”
@ElyKreimendahl I could kill a pallet of Costco chocolate chip muffins in like 3 days as a teen
@ElyKreimendahl One summer I ruined my aunt’s diet by sitting in front of the TV with her watching trash television and eating a stack of sandwiches after school let out at lunch.
@ElyKreimendahl I didn’t do sports but I would be SO hungry as a teenager. Once I ransacked the kitchen so hard when I got home that I even ate an entire can of olives. To this day I still need to eat again right before I go to bed
@ElyKreimendahl I do that now without going to the track
@ElyKreimendahl When my dad actually picked my sisters an I up; if we went for dinner, I would order two entrees. And eat them. My favorite was the filet mignon and the prime rib. And I was super skinny.
@ElyKreimendahl The amount of boxes of cereal my poor mother had to buy
@ElyKreimendahl Oh dude my capacity for run of the mill hedonism was glorious in high school. I would have fucked pretty any mammal with a slippery vagina back then. And I used to eat garbage food to the point that threw up just to make room for more.