embarrassing brandy @EmbarrassingBee
our friend's gonna be famous. at least we think so. she wrote a kick ass book, so we're gonna try to keep her humble ... by embarrassing the hell out of her. brandyworrall.com pennsylvania to vancouver Joined July 2012-
Tweets35
-
Followers37
-
Following181
-
Likes4
the closest brandy got to seeing a penis in high school was in a theater for the big climax of 'the crying game.' she screamed, by the way.
0
0
3
0
0
brandy was once known to spend hours at the mall, picking out long beautiful flowing skirts ... for her ex-boyfriend.
it's bad enough when your friends share their own embarrassing body issues, but brandy tops them all w/emails about her mother's dry vagina.
who sneaks blue moon into an airport shuttle and chugs diligently to finish the case off before arriving at the airport? well, brandy does.
brandy's solution to quieting down her mother when she visits and won't stop talking? brownies. (her mom doesn't know the secret ingredient)
brandy ran for Veteran's Queen 1993, awarded to the seller of the most raffle tickets. brandy hid hers under her bed and came in dead last.
you're not supposed to enter brandy's childhood living room/her mom's altar room if you're menstruating. luckily, no one checks for proof.
a cop once searched brandy's car bc she looked suspicious. as well she should, videotaping a dead groundhog by the side of a road like that.
some kids experiment with drugs in high school. brandy downed fish oil pills by the handful bc she thought they'd help her hair grow faster.
marlena was like a best friend to brandy. you could even say she was like a second mother. too bad she only existed on a daytime soap opera.
brandy left pennsylvania after high school to go to Regis College in boston for one reason: that's where the members of @NKOTB were born.
Brandy's mom loves to tell the story of how she used to suck the snot out of Brandy's nose- no fancy nasal bulb syringe for Baby Bee.
brandy was first taught about penises from her junior high bully whom she recently discovered (thru facebook stalking) now prefers vaginas.
oh hey, brandy! happy anniversary of getting drunk at yr friend's wedding & sleeping with her brother! (she later married him.) (but still.)
brandy's battle call in high school? "I'M A VIRGIN!" no, i'm not trying to be cute. she really did shout that. often.
brandy's first published poem was printed in a young adult religious magazine.
"if u ever post a pic of my fat ass in nude colored granny pants, yr dead." -- email from brandy worrall
a young teacher at brandy's high school joined the peace corps. after he left, he sent her nearly nude photos of himself in tribal gear.
brandy's mom has told her she's "too loose" in the past, tried to take her to vietnam to get "sewn up." her own mother thinks she's a whore.
brandy has admitted to being suspicious that her mother has served a groundhog for dinner. also her pet rabbit, but seriously, a groundhog?!
Michael Lucas @michael25539282
606 Followers 4K Following I'm widowed with one son 14 years old and his at the States studying.
Abbie✌🏻♥️�... @blockhead4eva
4K Followers 4K Following Mom. Wife. Friend. LeAnn Rimes Fan! Blockhead. BRAVEHEART! Love Eternal! #IYKYJ Boyband junky! “To the non-believers….☮️”
MetisRevolution2014 @Metisrevolution
400 Followers 1K Following The Metis Revolution 2013 is established in order to return the Metis Nation - Saskatchewan to its originating aspirations and dreams.
WJAY NEWS @WJAY_NEWS
744 Followers 658 Following Covering Juniata and surrounding counties.. Local & National News, Sports, Weather.. WJAY, all J, all Day
Larry Hruska @lghruska1974
60 Followers 358 Following
Tatiana Stark @raneTombsebing
4 Followers 34 Following
ar @AndyRbrts12
41 Followers 523 Following
Karen Tsang @yeepoa
2K Followers 4K Following At this point, I got nothing. You will find me around at the same handle.
Embarrass Not @EmbarrassNot
33 Followers 249 Following Know someone you like, but too afraid to ask them out or advance your relationship? #dating #love #relationships
vodkaslut @slutforvodka
140 Followers 608 Following Novelist, social media messiah, blogger, foodie, hater of all things laundry related. Foul mouthed mom and wife. The secret to my success..VODKA
ollie daniel @ollie_daniel
95 Followers 1K Following
James Jackson Jones @egalleys
644 Followers 965 Following
Anastass @anastass
67 Followers 126 Following carhartt femme | she/her | black trans lives matter 🏳️🌈✊🏻👽🥨
Adam Merpaw @GM_APaw
2K Followers 2K Following Lover of all things #Vancouver. Infamous ferret herder.
Overheard at UBC @overheardatubc
2K Followers 2K Following Tweet or DM your overheard quotes to @overheardatubc.
Stephanie Pariser @ivy_vyne
13 Followers 49 Following It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
Grand Pathologist @AutopsyofGod
24K Followers 22K Following And as the Grand Pathologist clambered over the remains of God he made curious utterances which were recorded for Posterity (whether she wanted them or not).
bearded banditos @beardedbanditos
51 Followers 221 Following behind every beard is a man. what that mans actions are determines whether the beard is prestigious or not. #beardedbanditos
BOREMAN OG @kdawg17059
532 Followers 1K Following 2A Proud.. Black Sheep Battalion.. Train hard or go home.. PST.. Proud American.. Proud Conservative.. Constitutionalist #MAGA
Kevin Robinson @kevinrobinsondj
617 Followers 1K Following Presenting Pink Flamingo on #LGBTQ+ radio station @GlitterbeamUK Tuesdays 9-11pm (he/him) 🎧 📻 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
erica @frknrica
409 Followers 477 Following
Glamorousblings @Weddingrustic
298 Followers 2K Following
TAPshack @TAPshackeatery
9K Followers 10K Following TAPshack Burrard Bridge • 604.676.2337 TAPshack Coal Harbour • 604.687.6455 smaller @tapandbarrel outposts with a big #heart | part of @dgbars @TAPbrands
Jon de Graaff @AGENTJondeGraff
560 Followers 2K Following Author of "Friends of the Tsar," paraplegic twice in ten years, write to inspire.1917-The Russia Revolution. Danger and chaos abound, and the aristocratic Zucks
Angie Davis ❤️’... @AngieDavisHaha
16K Followers 4K Following I'll always be the jester,in a world that idolizes the princess.Goodnight @davidduchovny girl. Comic of Twitter tour @TweetComedians ,knows how to make a salad.
Theresa Sullivan @TrebahKM
782 Followers 873 Following Knowledge Management, Search, Scrum. Capricorn, Pitta, ENFJ. Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics. The Ohio State University.
Kim Rullo @kimrullo
245 Followers 641 Following photographer, artist, mom, wife, activist, advocate, and movie buff who is desperately trying to find the 'tastic' in everything
Elizabeth Fulton @bethfulton
519 Followers 835 Following Mom, wife, writer, sometimes PR maven, Girl Scout Leader, super-slow runner, self-described 'MS Word genius!' and office jack-of-all-trades. WashPA/Pgh girl
V C Superstar @Nana77282646
106 Followers 214 Following Oh 💩, I’m on Medicare now 😳 wife-mother-nana-retired postal worker. Cats use me as furniture. Get vaccinated. Believe scientists. Biden/Harris👏🏻👍🏻🇺🇸
Daniel Frankel @dgbars
13K Followers 12K Following Artist with a restaurant side hustle | Founder @tapandbarrel 🍽️🍷 / @brewhallyvr🍺 | Co-Chair YPO BC (2023/24) @ypo | Guitarist YP’s band 🎸🎨
Aunt Becky @mommywantsvodka
25K Followers 16K Following My name is Becky Sherrick Harks and I endorse this message.
WYLDE SERENITY BOOK @WYLDESERENITY
167 Followers 1K Following Wylde Serenity a book of poetry written by Jonathan Faia..A book full of dark gothic words, and beautiful words of love..available now in store n online
Brandy Liên Worrall-... @brandylien
432 Followers 2K Following Viet-FrGer 🇺🇸/🇨🇦/authress:“What Doesn't Kill Us”/Victim of USAgent Orange/Gen Xer/⏳flyer/Triple-BrCasurvivor/Trekkie/mama of 3 hoomans + 1 🐈
Becky Bills @planethealer
8K Followers 6K Following 19yrs - 10 with stage 4 brst cancer, mother, believer in the power of healing. I support life and help those to embrace it and honor it. Be kind.
Sarah @Write4Cancer
281 Followers 666 Following Author, satirical poet, ongoing fighter. Fundraising for national UK & US breast cancer charities, monies split 50/50. Help me go viral to raise £ & $ !!
Barbara Jacoby @letlifehappen
19K Followers 11K Following Award winning #breastcancer info and Inspirational Stories since 2008 | Patient Leader | Instagram: LetLifeHappen | Founded by Barbara Jacoby
Jody Schoger @jodyms
8K Followers 2K Following Writer, blogger. Optimist. Cancer Advocate. Working for a better world, one word at a time.
Annie Goodman @annieg917
1K Followers 1K Following Fighting Stage IV Cancer is my job. Triple Neg Breast Cancer Ambassador. Learn here: @TNBCFoundation. @ChemoDeck Co-Host. Yankees, Jets, Knicks & Isles fan.
Nicole M. Wolverton @nicolewolverton
3K Followers 2K Following I'm out-- this account is update-only. Find me for real at: Mastodon @[email protected] Instagram https://t.co/3gtqFTOkAH
Luke at this mess @lukeinvan
2K Followers 304 Following Making orphans and single mothers feel better about their predicament for over 19 years.
Michelle Tice @Michelleticeyvr
2K Followers 2K Following Executive Director, Arthritis Research Canada. Mom to twin boys. Love running, skiing, hiking, biking and watching hockey. Son with T1D.
James Jackson Jones @egalleys
644 Followers 965 Following
Adam Merpaw @GM_APaw
2K Followers 2K Following Lover of all things #Vancouver. Infamous ferret herder.
bitchpersonifyd @bitchpersonifyd
11K Followers 10K Following DISCLAIMER: The bitchy views expressed in this account are solely mine and do not necessarily reflect how I perceive life on a full stomach.
Melodies in Mind @melodiesinmind
30K Followers 21K Following Groovy radio show featuring live on-air music acts. @CJSF 90.1 FM every Tues., 8:00 pm-10:00 pm. Hosted by @AlinaKoval_Art, @OnTheTracksJen, & @MKLBlacKey.
Bailey @bailey
4K Followers 167 Following "In other news I have a bug bite on my butt and I'm thinking it's the end of the world." - @mackenziewatten November 13, 2014
Liz Elverenli @LizElverenli
1K Followers 793 Following TV Writer/Producer (Dollface, Grownish, Special, I Am Not Okay With This)
Lena Dunham @lenadunham
4.8M Followers 644 Following Good Thing Going | Stream #CatherineCalledBirdy on Amazon Prime 🕊️
hi_im_monkey @hi_im_monkey
750 Followers 582 Following charming, terrycloth author whose a good cook and quite polite. insta: ohmyotsmonkey FB: https://t.co/NWuou3aMVg Insta: https://t.co/6p6mYup4jQ
Lori Topper @lipsticklori
5K Followers 884 Following Farewell Twitter 👋🏻 It was fun while it lasted.
Liz Henry @lizhenry
7K Followers 7K Following overanalyzes everything and really, really, wonders why. they/them. @[email protected]
Leigh Honeywell ➡�... @hypatiadotca
23K Followers 15K Following Posting publicly at @leighhoneywell these days. Elsewhere – Mastodon: https://t.co/TMIfn7zNf6 IG: https://t.co/yGGABCchnw Bluesky: @hypatia.bsky.social she/her
Justin Caron @justincaron
28K Followers 24 Following I'm a fintech entrepreneur and investing mentor with over two decades of experience navigating the markets.
Amy Dresner @AmyDresner
6K Followers 2K Following Author of darkly comic addiction memoir, My Fair Junkie by Hachette Books https://t.co/Tk4num8VEE Also an irreverent freelance writer for diff mags
gabifresh @gabifresh
58K Followers 1K Following
Grand Pathologist @AutopsyofGod
24K Followers 22K Following And as the Grand Pathologist clambered over the remains of God he made curious utterances which were recorded for Posterity (whether she wanted them or not).
bearded banditos @beardedbanditos
51 Followers 221 Following behind every beard is a man. what that mans actions are determines whether the beard is prestigious or not. #beardedbanditos
New Kids on the Block @NKOTB
385K Followers 235 Following Our first ever Las Vegas Residency: THE RIGHT STUFF is coming to Dolby Live at Park MGM in 2025. Get tickets now. https://t.co/1eJPU8q6aH
Abbie✌🏻♥️�... @blockhead4eva
4K Followers 4K Following Mom. Wife. Friend. LeAnn Rimes Fan! Blockhead. BRAVEHEART! Love Eternal! #IYKYJ Boyband junky! “To the non-believers….☮️”
Jägerwife @JagerWife
78 Followers 163 Following I found my husbands secret Twitter account. Payback!
h @FeministHeather
97 Followers 0 Following
erica @frknrica
409 Followers 477 Following
BOREMAN OG @kdawg17059
532 Followers 1K Following 2A Proud.. Black Sheep Battalion.. Train hard or go home.. PST.. Proud American.. Proud Conservative.. Constitutionalist #MAGA
J @Femaleprodigy
2K Followers 694 Following
jess banks, Official ... @ProfBanks
3K Followers 1K Following Wife, mom, prof, historian, gamer, spoonie, crafter, activist, autistic, UU, immigrant, rebel. She/Her. An American abroad. Still #noncompliant
Michael A. Zodda @wordsbyzodda
248 Followers 161 Following Professional writer of marketing. Unprofessional author of sci fi, fantasy, and YA. Father of littles and runner of miles.
Jan Brown 🇺🇦 @yearningangel
1K Followers 1K Following Sometime writer, poet, singer. Lifelong Democrat. Retired, coping with health through physical therapy, laughter, love, faith and friendship.
denise @Stellacopter
28K Followers 755 Following i never know how much air to put in my tires, I just stop when I get bored.
Gemma Correll @gemmacorrell
77K Followers 378 Following permanently exhausted pigeon. not on here much.
TAPshack @TAPshackeatery
9K Followers 10K Following TAPshack Burrard Bridge • 604.676.2337 TAPshack Coal Harbour • 604.687.6455 smaller @tapandbarrel outposts with a big #heart | part of @dgbars @TAPbrands
Jon de Graaff @AGENTJondeGraff
561 Followers 2K Following Author of "Friends of the Tsar," paraplegic twice in ten years, write to inspire.1917-The Russia Revolution. Danger and chaos abound, and the aristocratic Zucks
Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel
474K Followers 15K Following 5x Billboard comedy chart topper. slightly more active on IG: daveweasel @valleyboyspod "verified since September 2016" don't come at me
Mya @WilloOWeeping
137 Followers 539 Following
Rachel Fox @FoxMe
3K Followers 2K Following Plotting world domination but nice weather slows me down. Movie Programmer. Occasional word-maker. Also tweets as @RioTheatre. All views my own, yo.Trends for United States
12 B posts
34 B posts
59 B posts
32,9 B posts
9.298 posts
5.348 posts
1.570 posts
4.568 posts
3.253 posts
5.813 posts
6.548 posts
4.125 posts
1.085 posts
4.757 posts
4.930 posts
4.542 posts
1.838 posts
You might like
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
227.0M Followers
Barack Obama
@BarackObama
130.0M Followers
Cristiano Ronaldo
@Cristiano
115.2M Followers
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
109.5M Followers
Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
107.8M Followers
Rihanna
@rihanna
106.9M Followers
Taylor Swift
@taylorswift13
92.9M Followers
NASA
@NASA
88.0M Followers
Lady Gaga
@ladygaga
81.0M Followers
YouTube
@YouTube
78.4M Followers
Kim Kardashian
@KimKardashian
74.0M Followers
The Ellen Show
@EllenDeGeneres
73.2M Followers
X
@X
68.4M Followers
Virat Kohli
@imVkohli
67.8M Followers
Bill Gates
@BillGates
66.3M Followers
Selena Gomez
@selenagomez
64.5M Followers
CNN Breaking News
@cnnbrk
63.6M Followers
CNN
@CNN
63.6M Followers
Neymar Jr
@neymarjr
63.6M Followers
PMO India
@PMOIndia
59.1M Followers