Terrance. @ExscapeVelozity

Let's try this again. Blocking all MAGA immediately. Media critic, journalist, writer, amateur botanist, fitness, health/longevity, liberal values. Joined April 2025

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Terrance. @ExscapeVelozity

a day ago

The world's most populated country is India. I feel like that has gone under the radar.

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I guess I'm being throttled down so nobody will see anything I type unless it's a miracle. That's how it is. I'm not restarting another account. Silver lining, I no longer need to be polite to annoying right wing whackos.

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3 days ago

Something strange is happening on Twitter. I can't pinpoint what it is. It's almost like everyone is being throttled down at once.

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3 days ago

I'm trying to figure out why all the buttons on Amazon are now orange. Seems a little early for Halloween.

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4 days ago

I want new features like the ability to turn down the rage in my timeline.

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6 days ago

I had a bizarre memory of an episode of the Golden Girls breeding mink in their garage. ChatGPT swore up and down there was no episode. I went down a Google search rabbit hole and found it was a sub-plot in an actual episode. Breeding mink in your garage is a very random side…

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Terrance. @ExscapeVelozity

7 days ago

I'm recovering from the flu. It's been a long week.

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Alex Cole @acnewsitics

a week ago

Stephen Miller preaching about “wickedness and evil” is like Ronald McDonald warning us about the dangers of clowns.

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a week ago

Stephen Miller preaching about “wickedness and evil” is like Ronald McDonald warning us about the dangers of clowns.

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a week ago

I love how meteorologists now just say "The Gulf."

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a week ago

I've been trying for months to get ChatGPT to stop using long dashes for dramatic pauses. It's incapable of making that change. Once they become our overlords, we won't be able to stop them.

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Terrance. @ExscapeVelozity

2 weeks ago

What happened to taking over Greenland and Canada?

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2 weeks ago

It feels like peak summer outside, while the leaves are turning orange. I hope this doesn't mean it's going from too hot to freezing in one week.

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2 weeks ago

I feel like I'm living in a live action virtual reality TV show where a dramatic new storyline unravels every hour.

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2 weeks ago

Dear Robotics Manufacturers. You don't need to make robots look like they're going to kill all humans.

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2 weeks ago

When MAGA come at you with slurs and name calling, make sure to immediately report them. Do not engage, report.

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2 weeks ago

It's interesting how things will happen on TikTok, and you'll think everyone knows. Then it will blow up as a story on Twitter half a day later, or the next day.

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2 weeks ago

We live in a holographic simulation. The only real rules are the basic ones, like human decorum, fairness, and non-violence.

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3 weeks ago

That Midwestern traffic thing where they clearly have the right of way, but decide to be polite and wave you through. That totally gets on my nerves. We can't invent new rules because you don't want to appear selfish to a random stranger.