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For the EMTs and the firefighters who need a laugh and can relate. These statements are that of my own and do not reflect any of the agencies I work for. Call 911 and I'll appear Joined January 2012-
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If you have a "baby on board" in your back window and weaving all over because you're texting, sorry, no warning. Sign here.
Black tagging a live victim on scene. Heavily entrapped vehicle on fire. FD no where in sight. Yeah glad that got downgraded to a red tag.
@MissFFMay hopefully I'll be in your neck of the woods for the written and CPAT.
The only blood in the truck from a BKA ped struck. That off duty FF pretty much saved her life.
This patients Valentine's Day consisted of chocolate, whipped cream and strawberries.
How does vaginal itching correlate to asthma. I swear sometimes.
Why I hate being BLS. You can't see PEA. But we're badass bls and we get ROSC back on a GSW to the neck, chest and abdomen.
This department is the only one that I know off that your co workers will tell you conform to our standards of get the fuck out. @cmdshft ??
When you hate your partner so much you jump all the bullshit 5 story walk ups. Just to spite him. Literally every night person said run him.
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The view from Liberty State Park, NJ, on a foggy day in December 1994. (Photo: Keith Meyers/NYT)
I'm ok. Marla may be done for.
Oh and @cmdshft 10 people shot 2 days. And global warming doesn't exist.
6 guys. 1 patient gross weight 600+. 1 chief. Endless amount of rope. Priceless. 2 1/2 on scene
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