FDU @FakeDanUggla
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I am no longer pro-Palestinian after that performance. Mazel tov, Max Fried!
I’m not really a Darius Vines guy. I much prefer Darius Reels.
Filing a class action lawsuit against BaseballHistoryNut for sharing this at 9am on a random ass Thursday in April
Filing a class action lawsuit against BaseballHistoryNut for sharing this at 9am on a random ass Thursday in April
We must put an end to veganism once and for all
somebody get that man some smartwater
very interesting how minimal the boos were for the white players, hmm
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This just came in the mail. My most treasured possession. A 1/1 Dan Uggla card. This will be passed down from generation to generation henceforth. A jewel as precious as the world’s finest rubies and emeralds. My precious.
With Spring Training games starting, allow me to reintroduce myself to #BravesTwitter - FDU - From: KY - Fav Current Player: N/A - Fav All-Time Player: Dan Uggla - Fun Fact: In the 2010s, I used my 6/10 looks & 10/10 personality to bang & marry the hottest girl on #BravesTwitter
It just dawned on me that there are Braves fans today who don’t know what the hell a Turner Field is or was. If you ask them what the old ballpark was called they’ll tell you SunTrust Park.
First emotion: hell yeah, 12 more years of AA Second emotion: the fuck you mean 2031 is only 7 years from now
First emotion: hell yeah, 12 more years of AA Second emotion: the fuck you mean 2031 is only 7 years from now
The Dodgers will definitely m*rd*r him before that $680 million check is due
The Dodgers will definitely m*rd*r him before that $680 million check is due
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whose name will be mentioned more times on tonight's ESPN broadcast: a) all Atlanta Braves and Texas Rangers players combined, or b) Shohei Ohtani
@FakeDanUggla Yes, but 80% of yours is d*ck weight
@FakeDanUggla Billy Chapel is some kind of immortal who has to change his identity every so often. He used to be Crash Davis, a great minor league catcher. He also once had a family and lived on an Iowa farm where he built a baseball field and invited ghosts to play on it. He loves Ball
@FakeDanUggla He probably pitched to this guy as a rookie
Happy 10 year anniversary to @FakeDanUggla hitting that grand slam against the Phillies
i need a friend that will take the fall for me like this
Ippei Mizuhara has been charged with stealing more than $16 million from Shohei Ohtani, according to federal investigators.
@FakeDanUggla @BiscuitSalad Duct tape here to fix veganism and UCLs if needed.
@FakeDanUggla I tried eating vegan once, but the price of vegan meat is through the roof. And you can’t trust those dark web sites to sell you the real stuff, either.
please stop suggesting Trevor Bauer not only is he an insufferable goober that brother is ASS
I’m completely shocked a vegan is having elbow issues after relying on kale & REI for nutritional value. Just because Christ forgave us, should we still live in sin? By no means! (Sorry this is the best I can do with little coffee, after reading some Romans this morning.)
@RhubarbBrown Do a tweet linking veganism to the downfall of Strider’s elbow
very interesting how minimal the boos were for the white players, hmm
1-7 was so hard