Knives @Fallmesser
I like democracy and freedom, watching the decline of society, and getting terrible investment advice from strangers on the internet. Joined July 2022-
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A Halligan bar is a forcible entry tool named after an FDNY Chief. Some would say that it’s 8 1/2 pounds of fuck shit up. Lindsey is apparently taking that approach to her own career.
A Halligan bar is a forcible entry tool named after an FDNY Chief. Some would say that it’s 8 1/2 pounds of fuck shit up. Lindsey is apparently taking that approach to her own career.
My favorite thing about Twitter is watching someone like Amber, who a lot of people only know as a beautiful/ strong girl, intellectually annihilate some dipshit.
My favorite thing about Twitter is watching someone like Amber, who a lot of people only know as a beautiful/ strong girl, intellectually annihilate some dipshit.
Trump wants us to think the indictment is about whether Comey broke the law, just like he wanted us to think Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension was over "insensitive remarks" about Charlie Kirk. But it’s clear what’s really going on. I help readers not get it twisted—link in the replies.
So we’re all being taxed so that we can subsidize farmers who would have otherwise been able to make a living selling their crops. Brilliant.
“Fuck me in a ghost face mask” women are indistinguishable from Disney adults and you know I’m right
Based on the comments and my first hand experience. Don’t be surprised when wells start running dry and farmers start screaming for help. They’re creating this crisis themselves and they’ll refuse to see it until it’s too late.
Based on the comments and my first hand experience. Don’t be surprised when wells start running dry and farmers start screaming for help. They’re creating this crisis themselves and they’ll refuse to see it until it’s too late.
Reinventing the past. Carson took the piss out of Nixon and Watergate, beginning the tradition of politics and politicians being the nightly focal point of just about every late-night host did.
Reinventing the past. Carson took the piss out of Nixon and Watergate, beginning the tradition of politics and politicians being the nightly focal point of just about every late-night host did.
Happy 30 week anniversary to those who celebrate
Lawyer here. This is highly improper under DoJ rules against discussing cases and evidence publicly, which could be prejudicial (see rule, attached.) Also, an anti-ICE shooter wrote “Anti-ICE” on an unspent bullet casing…then killed two detainees? Color me skeptical.
Boofing is actually a way more effective delivery method for ivermectin.
Boofing is actually a way more effective delivery method for ivermectin.
@Ameen_HGA It’s easy for people who’ve never actually read the Jesus parts. He’s much easier to worship than follow.
“None of the founders would’ve supported trans” First of all Benjamin Franklin would’ve been a chaser so jot that down.
i may or may not be an autistic queer, but it's not true that nobody thinks about this in real life. since going viral, i've received thousands of messages from people who say i've ruined their ability to enjoy life. they now see collar gaps everywhere.
i may or may not be an autistic queer, but it's not true that nobody thinks about this in real life. since going viral, i've received thousands of messages from people who say i've ruined their ability to enjoy life. they now see collar gaps everywhere. https://t.co/mv3a9mbaF7
People that think this is gross are going to realize lose it when they find out the other places people put their mouths. Although the numbers of bacteria are probably similar 🤷🏻. I’m not a scientician so I’ve got no idea.
People that think this is gross are going to realize lose it when they find out the other places people put their mouths. Although the numbers of bacteria are probably similar 🤷🏻. I’m not a scientician so I’ve got no idea.
Who could have guessed that a guy who goes by the name “Ka$h” would rush to make bribery investigations against his buddies go away?
At least some people in the media still have the courage to report reality and not the narrative.
They’re not allowed to make fun of me!!! Why doesn’t anyone like me!!! I can’t think of a less masculine way to approach a comedian making jokes about you.
They’re not allowed to make fun of me!!! Why doesn’t anyone like me!!! I can’t think of a less masculine way to approach a comedian making jokes about you.
My wife deals with personal injury law firms for her job and every once in a while she comes across one that she has to show me because of how unhinged it is. Like who the fuck is hiring these people?
My wife deals with personal injury law firms for her job and every once in a while she comes across one that she has to show me because of how unhinged it is. Like who the fuck is hiring these people?

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