The Goat Path @goat_path
Photographer, writer, occasional tree climber, traveler, comedian, vet, former thru-hiker. #goatpath Failure is always an option, but it’s a choice. linktr.ee/goat_path PDX Joined May 2016-
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John Oliver: "The more you listen to some Republicans complain about what goes on on campuses, the clearer it becomes, they don't want diversity of thought. They want one specific type of thought." JD Vance: "We should seize the institutions of the left and turn them against the…
One of the worst officiated games I’ve seen in a while.
Joe Buck just said, “there’s a lot of optimism in Chicago right now.” Clearly “a lot” is relative.
New season, new look 🧊
New season, new look 🧊 https://t.co/M3OPNx5Zzd
Gonna start learning Spanish and speaking it randomly to myself to throw off ICE.
Feel like I should know this place but I can’t remember why…
Wait… they’re fleeing the cities but claiming unemployment in those cities… because that’s how both fleeing cities and claiming unemployment works🙄
Wait… they’re fleeing the cities but claiming unemployment in those cities… because that’s how both fleeing cities and claiming unemployment works🙄
Me to @Ragdoll_Inc: I’ll be your otter, baby
Me to @Ragdoll_Inc: I’ll be your otter, baby
Her: I hate touch screens in cars. I enjoy knobs and buttons. Me: I also enjoy knobs and buttons😏
Today we got ourselves a tiny little treat, walked around a vintage market, and then spent a few hours at the library. It was pretty much the perfect Saturday. I even wore a cute hat but forgot to take more pics. We were having too much fun just hanging out together. 🥰
He wants that Peace Prize so bad he’s willing to go to war…
He wants that Peace Prize so bad he’s willing to go to war…
Acoustic: Willie Nelson Electric: Jimi Hendrix
Tattoo shops that use the Green Soap
Can someone explain the difference between a “smash burger” and a regular burger?
So when Hegseth loses the next war in record time, can we say he blew his WaD?
Bout to be a BIG drop off in that “revenue” with all the layoffs happening.

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