Jordan F @FallowsJordan
i like rhymes, puns, jokes, quips and generally anything with even the slightest hint of humour. Im simple like that. Joined December 2014-
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'How have I put on so much weight recently?' I say as I pour an entire pack of minstrels in to my mouth.
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@Ellamae6Mae now imagine half your head is bald. Yeah. Exactly.
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