Fart Acevedo @FartAcevedo
I'm not REALLY Art, but I do gotta fart! But I AM Cuban, I AM Police, and I have gas. Really, Really bad gas. Excuse me. 💩 gas-x.com Austin, Tx Joined February 2015-
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Y'all, not gonna lie. Was really hoping for that 7th star.
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At my age trusting an interim city manager is about as smart as trusting a fart.
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BREAKING: Former @Austin_Police Chief Art Acevedo, who went on to serve as the top law enforcement officer in Houston and Miami in highly scrutinized tenures, has been hired by the City of Austin in a newly created role overseeing the police department kvue.com/article/news/p…
I'm back baby!!!! Gassier than ever. kvue.com/article/news/p…
But srsly though, the #Dodgers really suck. #Astros #EarnHistory x.com/artacevedo/sta…
But srsly though, the #Dodgers really suck. #Astros #EarnHistory x.com/artacevedo/sta…
Might as well stay home tomorrow everyone. #HoustonHoliday x.com/abc13houston/s…
Might as well stay home tomorrow everyone. #HoustonHoliday x.com/abc13houston/s…
Dear (employer here) “Employee” is late due to a strong personal love of the most amazing team in MLB Please excuse them -Art #EarnHistory
I’m at home drunk on mojitos, so anything goes in Houston tonight. #Astros #EarnHistory #WorldSeries
What a post season this has been. Great baseball and a great @astros win!
Does anyone know if the Longhorns play today?! #HookEm
If this doesn't get me my 6th star I don't know what will!
Attention Citizens of Texas: Please do not stare at the hurricane without the proper eyewear. You CAN go blind. Thank you.
If you had considered this 18 months ago I might still be in Austin with a fifth star. x.com/evilmopacatx/s…
If you had considered this 18 months ago I might still be in Austin with a fifth star. x.com/evilmopacatx/s…
I'm a cowboy you guys!! #PewPewPew #CowboyFiveStars
I've been told if I insure Tom Brady wins this game I'll get an additional star. #FingersCrossed #ArtDeflateGate
Not gonna lie, I just took this new job for the Super Bowl tickets.
Why didn't anyone tell me how "moist" Houston was!!? #SwampCrotch
As you can see, the eating has been very very good to me in Houston. #PlentyOCarbs x.com/houstonpolice/…
As you can see, the eating has been very very good to me in Houston. #PlentyOCarbs x.com/houstonpolice/…
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