Fatass Engineer @FatAssEngineer
An engineer is never late. Joined March 2010-
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I got to talk to Paul Giamatti for his upcoming 'Black Mirror' episode for GQ. This exchange, about getting mistaken for Larry the Cable Guy, is probably the hardest I've ever laughed while reading back an interview transcript.
It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm. Have a great night!
There was no other man for the honorary captain job 😏 @NickFoles | #FlyEaglesFly
@mattlieb you know what you must do. youtube.com/watch?v=AN72zt…
At JFK. Guy behind the counter asks for a volunteer to give up a seat for $500. Nothing. "$550." The crowd suddenly coalesces to shout "HIGHER!" like it was a game show. "$750" "HIGHER! "800!" "NOT IN NEW YORK! GO HIGHER!" They applauded the elderly woman who took it at $1100.
The biggest plane in the world "Mriya" (The Dream) was destroyed by Russian occupants on an airfield near Kyiv. We will rebuild the plane. We will fulfill our dream of a strong, free, and democratic Ukraine.
This is what we call a “career-limiting landing.”
This is what we call a “career-limiting landing.”
if you had told me at any time between 2005 and 2020 that Tom Brady would become more sympathetic than Aaron Rodgers I would’ve assumed Rodgers killed someone in a hit-and-run
@thetrueoorah @NolteNC Pertussis vaccine is not fully effective. Herd immunity is key.
Spent the day watching my fully vaccinated 13-month-old cough until blue with pertussis because others didn't get vaccinated. Thanks, dolts.
Hollywood Blvd, Saturday, 11:22 AM: ANTI-VAXX PROTESTER: Do you see all of these homeless people around. Are they dead in the street with COVID? Hell no. Why? HOMELESS PERSON (walking by): Because I’m vaccinated you dumb fuck.
Seeing yet another example today of why twitter is so toxic. I've deleted the thread where I again mentioned that my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson film isn't There Will be Blood, but rather Alien vs Predator. I guess there are some movie opinions you're just not allowed to have.
Absofuckinlutely. That shit was annoying when it was a rare thing back in the day. I can’t imagine how annoying it is now with everyone wanting to jerk themselves off about how great it is on Twitter. Tip your damned baristas.
Absofuckinlutely. That shit was annoying when it was a rare thing back in the day. I can’t imagine how annoying it is now with everyone wanting to jerk themselves off about how great it is on Twitter. Tip your damned baristas.
Andy can’t even get these fools right. These assholes think BLM is just catering to white people or some bullshit and Andy has the gall to put BLM in his tags for it?
Andy can’t even get these fools right. These assholes think BLM is just catering to white people or some bullshit and Andy has the gall to put BLM in his tags for it?
Q. What happens when the Feds raid a business, the business happens to rent safe deposit boxes, and the Feds glom all the contents? A. Bad things for law-abiding citizens.
Q. What happens when the Feds raid a business, the business happens to rent safe deposit boxes, and the Feds glom all the contents? A. Bad things for law-abiding citizens.
Alrighty. Fact checking the president's speech re: gun control. I hope ya'll held onto your hats because he took you for a ride.
If “ifs and buts were candy and nuts”*, then “we'd all have a merry Xmas.”** *derek chauvin hadn’t been taped **there wouldn’t even have been a trial
ANNOUCEMENT: The Frotcast is streaming, Thursday 6pm PST. @VinceMancini and I are going live Youtube for the first time ever. It's gonna be filled with technical difficulties and some discussion of a movie called First Cow. So subscribe now. youtube.com/channel/UCZ8tB…
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~JON is back in NYC �... @joncoffey
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