Myself @Fetal_Mistake
Freelance tweeter specializing in smartass comments & witty remarks. All items served with a heaping helping of sarcasm. Joined January 2014-
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I guess fishing with Dolph was today's field trip. 🙄
Ummmm... nobody is looking to YOU for clout. And you watch 90Day, so don't pretend like you don't know who she is.
Suddenly you're afraid of David and you have AnXiEtY going to court? 🙄 STFU And stop calling the paps on yourself if you hate it so much. 🙄
Who was making sure your kids were doing school work while you were in court?
You literally said "like, they need a break." 🙄
What about when you were taking drunken "spicy pics" in the shed all night with Tori while your kids were alone in the house? Guess you're over your nightmares and PTSD from the big bad burglar. 😒
IT WAS A TECH SCHOOL AND YOU FAILED THE STATE EXAM!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Another excellent decision-- plop 3 kids in front of a laptop at the kitchen table while you get wasted and take "spicy pics" in the shed. 🙄🤦🏻♀️
This meme isn't FOR you, it's ABOUT you! 😒
For real though, you should be embarrassed.
If ONLY you would hide parts of yourself. 🙄
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@Fetal_Mistake ONE person taking your picture is not anxiety inducing.
@Fetal_Mistake @AugustKeenJr I believe her exact words were “ Jace is just gonna have to get use to it cause David isn’t going anywhere “ 😂
@Fetal_Mistake Imagine what your children go through especially Jace being physically abused by your husband!
@Fetal_Mistake And I could only see one guy out there with a camera. And ofc someone from the media would be coming to get footage! She’s a public figure. They get a lot of traffic off of Jenelle stories. And she loves it ! Who is she kidding?
@angel6571 @Fetal_Mistake David had one walk in front of his truck , just going to his car likely & wasn’t paying attention to David , and David says look at the paparazzi here. Yeah big bad David didn’t have any talkin words for him though.
@Fetal_Mistake @AugustKeenJr @E4everM The scuba certification always kills me 😂😂😂
@Fetal_Mistake I know when I have an anxiety attack I immediately get online to tell the world 🙄 I wonder what her "anxiety" looks like
@Fetal_Mistake @bucck22 @classiercourth1 Omg this is fucking BRILLIANT! Thanks for posting!
@TakoTuezday @Fetal_Mistake I’m just surprised she didn’t add the scuba shit here too tho 😂
@Fetal_Mistake Kids get days off and summer and winter break. What does she mean “they need a break” 🤨🤨
@not_PC_RN @Fetal_Mistake This! She causes so much stress to everyone she comes in contact with but will never admit it
@Fetal_Mistake Probably not as much anxiety as Olivia had when she released her private photos. Or the man whose truck Dave towed. Or Maryssa being tormented in court during the first CPS trial. Or Babs fighting all those years for Jace. Zero sympathy for her little “anxiety” routine.
@Fetal_Mistake Bet she wore her court heels.
It's giving look court system I'm an involved mom. After 15 years 🤣🤣
What about when you were taking drunken "spicy pics" in the shed all night with Tori while your kids were alone in the house? Guess you're over your nightmares and PTSD from the big bad burglar. 😒
@Fetal_Mistake She’s totally waiting for them to show up too. TFB!!!
@Fetal_Mistake @bucck22 Sense 🤣🤣🤣 Holy hell did I ever laugh. Sounds legit. 🤡
@Fetal_Mistake @AmyLVL @bucck22 Classic. 🤡 my word is she ever stupid.
@Fetal_Mistake She's spent the last decade or 2 drunk and high, so it's no surprise she forgets the millions of receipts out here 🤣
@Fetal_Mistake 🤣 "I'll cut you out so quick". When Jen? Quick as in years after you your children and your pets are abused and terrorized? So dumb for you to say considering you didn't cut David out for doing those things.
@Fetal_Mistake @hera_12564 @Wh80759120White There must be a certain kind of eligibility for that course ….
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