Krysti-ish 🏳️🌈🇺🇦 @TheRuntSquad
I'm the type of girl who carries a microscope everywhere she goes. Mom of 8 #TwinMom Inappropriately optimistic #RollTide 🐘🏈 amazon.com/shop/theruntsq… $TheRuntSquad Joined July 2016-
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If I die on this operating table, I want you bitches to know I love you.
Super sad to hear our favorite, @ashdmitch, passed away. Fly high and free, sweetheart. ❤️
Super sad to hear our favorite, @ashdmitch, passed away. Fly high and free, sweetheart. ❤️
I pay $16.95 at the Super Cuts in Walmart.
Today is one week that I've been on Mounjaro and I've lost exactly 10 pounds. #Mounjaro
He's a "Christian" not a drag queen. #NotADragQueen
He's a "Christian" not a drag queen. #NotADragQueen
I keep seeing folks saying that a trans lifestyle is being shoved down their throat. I have never had a trans person knock on my door and try to convert me. I have never had a trans person leave lit on my car. I’ve never had a trans person threaten me with fire if I don’t agree.
i don't do phone calls unless you're my best friend or the loml
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Drinking alcohol makes you forget how much you're going to have to pee once you start drinking alcohol. Follow me for more pithy tips.
Drinking alcohol makes you forget how much you're going to have to pee once you start drinking alcohol. Follow me for more pithy tips.
@Imposter_Edits Qualified immunity must end
Lauren, I have a question: Does it hurt to be this dumb and hypocritical or do you find it pretty easy to live with?
Lauren, I have a question: Does it hurt to be this dumb and hypocritical or do you find it pretty easy to live with?
Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”
D is always the largest size these stupid things go to. Someone needs to engineer some stick-on bras for those of us with more aggressive boobs.
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It’s the kids last day at their current school. Year 5 and year 2. They’ve both been there since nursery. It’s gonna be an emotional day as we all, myself included, say goodbye to everyone. My last shift there today too 🥹
Wowwww Carlee Russell needs serious jail time for wasting police AND FBI resources like that. Holy god
@TheRuntSquad @HaveAHeartx3 Even hoarder houses have walkways to get through to beds and stuff. That's...that's a literal dumpster pile.
@TheRuntSquad @amanda_ketchem @HaveAHeartx3 Idk what social services is like down there but probably not too helpful, huh? Like they wouldn't advocate for him to stay there with you while she fucks off? 🙁 I literally want to fight her for you.
@TheRuntSquad @HaveAHeartx3 Is this blood? Did you murder someone? I effin know I would. 🤢
@TheRuntSquad @HaveAHeartx3 Have u offered to let him stay until she gets settled? Maybe she would allow him to stay awhile.
@TheRuntSquad I know you’re torn because you have a big heart but her disrespect for your house and family was only going to escalate.
@TheRuntSquad @HaveAHeartx3 Oh my god i think I’d end up in a brawl
@TheRuntSquad I feel bad for their kid but also for yours. I hope she follows through so your family can reclaim the house and go back to normalcy
@TheRuntSquad @HaveAHeartx3 Omfg I was not ready for this
@TheRuntSquad If you told her that her kid was welcome to stay but she had to leave, I’m sure she’d trot right off.
@TheRuntSquad Also feel free to scream and give them the boot. No one would blame you!