notorious R.0.C. @RocWest88
lil bitch kitty boppin' around with snark & love. 💕♐♑♐🇨🇦 Joined August 2013-
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Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.
"blocking someone means you're just afraid of what they are saying" Just cause I put garbage in the dumpster doesn't mean I'm scared of garbage it means its rank and I don't want it in my house.
I need people to start catching on that this is PURELY rage bait created by stupid pieces of shit to earn a living, because in today's society they are rewarded for doing this thanks to even bigger pieces of shit. Please stop giving them the time of day!! You are paying them!!
I used to wonder why adults were obsessed with having a glass of wine, but now I get it. It’s due to the agonies
Pro tip, meal prepping is a great way to ensure that you always have food that is cold, a little old, and not what you’re in the mood for
My husband caught the bug and is down for the count and now I'm just running AMOK like chips and salsa for dinner?? don't mind if I do!
If you're on the fence about having kids, just know that cleaning vomit off a couch on an hour of sleep over 2 days while "Everything is Awesome!" blares in the background can totally be in the cards for you! 😍
I am begginggggg parents to stop letting their very young children watch regular YouTube unattended as much as they want. The stuff that pops up on there even (actually especially) when they're on the kids algorithm is FCKED. UP. Their little brains can't unsee or unhear it
I really need life to just pump the damn brakes for a minute. Seriously.
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I'm definitely a go with the flow girly as long as I know exactly when, where, how, and why the flow is going that way and am forewarned about any changes in the flow
Hatter Banter 🇬�.. @lTweetStuff
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Myself @Fetal_Mistake
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Krysti-ish 🏳️.. @TheRuntSquad
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La Diablita 😈🎩 .. @Bebecitaaa69
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lovemylilly @imalillygirl33
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🎩 Judge Is High�.. @TM_MadHatter
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Jennifer H @Jennife78825930
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Hatter Banter 🇬�.. @lTweetStuff
4K Followers 691 Following Giver of cuddles, kisser of Booboo’s, Cook, Cleaner, Maid aka (Mother). Massive Superman fan. Overly proud Mother of two, my pride and joy 💙💗
Anon Hater @_AnonHater_
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My Tootie @Show_Yer_Tweets
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ArrozConPollo ✈️ @KiannaBanana
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Not Jenelle Evans @HaveAHeartx3
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AlloMudda AlloFadda @allomuddak
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TheChelleBelle @TheChelle_Belle
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Myself @Fetal_Mistake
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The Kratom Queen🍃�.. @TheKratomQueen
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Karma™ @Karma_Lovah_
5K Followers 2K Following Listen here, you beautiful bitch. I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. - Kenny Powers
Krysti-ish 🏳️.. @TheRuntSquad
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The Ashley @TheAshleysRR
75K Followers 3K Following Twitter account of The Ashley's Reality Roundup (Bringing you news & snark about your favorite reality TV shows!) https://t.co/02ffQqV9ZF
La Diablita 😈🎩 .. @Bebecitaaa69
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JenelleEvansPᵃRᵒ�.. @j_evans1219
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lovemylilly @imalillygirl33
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Botched Bri 🎩 @spit_in_da_butt
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Okanagan Fire Scanner @Okanaganscan
14K Followers 13 Following Kelowna B.C and beyond Fire watch. Updated daily during fire season
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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch
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John Cusack @johncusack
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sarah˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡.. @babooshke
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380K Followers 318 Following it really just be like that sometimes 📧: [email protected] 7.9M on Tiktok
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
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1.6M Followers 937 Following Dita Las Vegas is now playing in the historic Jubilee Theater at Horseshoe on the Strip!
Tiffany Pollard @TiffanyPollard
192K Followers 2K Following Life Code: Love God 1st, Then yourself & everyone else. Live life with a purpose!
NASA Mars @NASAMars
1.5M Followers 222 Following NASA’s official Twitter account for all things Mars. Join us as we explore the Red Planet!
NASA's Perseverance M.. @NASAPersevere
3.1M Followers 40 Following NASA Mars rover, exploring since February 2021. Hobbies: Photography, collecting rocks, off-roading. 🚀 Team HQ @NASAJPL (Verification: https://t.co/b0WrcSJeU0)
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When y’all are on here slandering buttered noodles I just sit the convo out because this is my dinner more then I’d like to admit 😞
did he burglarize the Wii bowling alley
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
Medieval peasant ass dog
@KanesCabDriv3r “Just mark it with a knife scratch and fill it up with water”
Every time I step into a kitchen like this I get the urge to underage drink
me when someone convinces me to wear something that isn't black
How I made the cherry blossom dress, made from hundreds of tiny laser cut silk flowers and branches
ugh my google calendar widget won’t sync!!!!! CANT THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE
@CantEverDie i honestly don’t know if this guy is pandering to idiots or genuinely that stupid
my favorite aspect of the anti 15-minute-city freaks is they seem to think you’ll be locked into a 15 minute radius and be executed if you leave that zone
When arguing with a 15 minute city advocate, ask them “What happens if I get the opportunity of a lifetime…my dream job, 30 minutes away by car?” The mental gymnastics that ensue demonstrate how you just can’t plan and control something as complex as human society.
“can I be a bitch for a second?” girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details
these lyrics seem like they are addressed to a stray dog
It should be against the law to make music like this
@ActAppalledxx Absolutely! The way he heavy sighed and almost got out the car told me this is not the first time he’s dealt with some nonsense on her behalf, I love this for them 😅
@deestiv I love that he's confused but just kinda goes with it anyway. Adorable.
This is the kind of carrying on that tells you that man doesn’t play about her AT ALL, they love the shit out of each other 🤣💙
Have I said that women are un-serious people? Because they are un-serious people.....
‘mean girls’ was released 20 years ago today
I wish I was a chainsaw. #SeviervilleSpeaksOut
Me when I’ve cooked all day and my family says they’re not hungry. #Them
“Pro-life”
Christian nationalists Steve Cruz and Ben Zeisloft agree that any woman who gets an abortion "should be killed": "She should be tried and convicted; dig a hole and put her down."
I blew a patient’s vein (it happens with geriatrics) and she called me the fuck out. “you have a vampire tattoo I thought that meant you were good”
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