queef strogansharts @two_lnl
marketing strategist & enthusiast of the renowned (multi-national) hashtag & operation behind #CANCELTOOTS. interviewed by CBS & HSN NE FL 🌴 Joined July 2013-
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Just drank a smoothie so naturally I’m more healthy than all of you now
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trying to explain to someone depressed that today yes, you want to die.. but soon you'll just want a long nap, and then a cleaner room, and then tea with an old friend, and then a run, and then rewarding working, and then to love, serve, and beget. and all this happens so quietly
1 1/2 months back on my psych meds. Remind me to never wean off again cause that’s a horrible existence that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy 🥲
1 1/2 months back on my psych meds. Remind me to never wean off again cause that’s a horrible existence that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy 🥲
Magic eraser and hand sanitizer takes off permanent marker just fyi
Anyone play ACNH religiously so I can ask if you have some items that I can pay bells for pleaaaase
I’m forever mad at myself for getting rid of my pink converse years ago
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Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit
Anyone else struggling hard mentally to the point where you’re not functioning cause I feel super alone
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Parents: I have a million things going on this week. School: Dress your kid up as the grinch.
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i love this time of year i’m feeling very festive (depressed)
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Daisy coming to arrest you if you a lame
i’m sorry it lost the grammy to fucking what
Things are not going well with my AI girlfriend .
Honestly the hardest thing about having a kid is figuring out what to feed this thing everyday
@Show_Yer_Tweets Dinner is whatever the F I make for my husband and I. If he doesn’t eat enough of that he gets a pouch. I don’t have the strength right now to do something dif for every meal every day. As he gets older I will mix it up a little bit but he will still eat adult dinner
In a perfect world Childless Gambino would be bigger than Drake.
I worked at a stable that hosted developmentally delayed adults and the most mischievous horse would always be docile and obedient when they came.
Who said horses can't show empathy
Most of the pictures that exist of me in my early 20's are from when I was playing in a noise punk band. Anyway, here ya go, Cheers!
@two_lnl Its like real life animal crossing
@two_lnl I hope the first thing you say once you're done crying is Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
@two_lnl Omg I just did this! I weaned off meds and stayed off for almost two years until I basically almost had a break down two months ago. I told my husband I may possibly just need to stay on, I can’t do this again 😭
@two_lnl You're never alone in that aspect! ❤️. I get in a mental rut often, it's easy to do these days. I do look for and find things to be grateful for each day, it brings me some form of comfort and happiness. I hope you are blessed with peace! 🕊️
@two_lnl Im sorry you cant get your items. Abbey has way surpassed me at mario kart but she makes me race her all the time. So if anyone wants to get schooled we’re available most nights.
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