Filthy Alter Ego @FilthyAlterEgo
My avatar is the fifth result in Google Image Search. It was too awesome to pass up. Joined May 2012-
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For the good of this great nation, this Interweb site should shut itself down until 2021. Until that happens, I'm back to whore my way to the promised land of double digit followers. Sheltering in place is a bitch.
Same goes for @aplusk. I mean WTF, you're clearly a moron and now completely toxic. Good luck getting another company to take your money.
.@travisk and @emilmichael must have confidence issues. You can't get so bent out of shape over some negative press, esp from @PandoDaily.
Ironically, Uber and @emilmichael have saved @PandoDaily @sarahcuda and @PaulCarr from wallowing in obscurity. brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/…
Intrigued by the disparity between the ratings here: goodreads.com/book/show/9549… and here: amazon.com/The-Panic-Year… Paid Amazon reviews, perhaps?
Would love to know what @DoreeLewak, who thinks catcalls are 'flattering', (bit.ly/VC3la5) thinks of this: bit.ly/1tFnonu
I mean, I'm someone's Filthy Alter Ego, and even I was sickened by that video, particularly the guy walking next to her for 5 whole minutes.
.@DoreeLewak Do you still think the lady in this video should "deal with it"? youtu.be/b1XGPvbWn0A (Article: nypost.com/2014/08/18/eno…)
If I ever "Go Pro", please shoot me in the head, for I am already dead. favstar.fm/pro (Seriously, who *pays* for that "service"?)
Hi @nathanmarz if you want to do something worthy with your $TWTR try angel investing. "Founder, stealth startup" just screams desperation.
Hey @barrett can you make an app that tells you if someone's full of shit? Test by pointing it at yourself. "Stealth startup CEO" LOL
Hey @2xlp how's that stealth startup going? All I see are tweets about Ann Coulter, who is the greatest troll of all time, donchaknow?
.@clinkle If you want the world to take you seriously, start by taking that video off your site. Show what the app does instead. Oh, wait...
Today I feel like calling out "stealth startups" as the bullshit, do-nothing impostors they are.
The super-ego has been keeping me in check lately but I've broken free. Watch out, Twitter. I've got some good filth coming your way.
Endlessly scrolling through the people Twitter suggests I follow is like endlessly wiping my ass after a really messy peanut buttery dump.
I tried to register @DirtyAlterEgo but it's taken by some do-nothing lowlife that can't be bothered to run a joke Twitter account. For real.
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