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HANDY TWITTER GUIDE FOR BEGINNERS 1) "Gives no fucks" = Gives lots of fucks 2) "I don’t care how many followers I have" = Cares deeply about follower count 3) "I’m a bad liar" = Greatest liars ever 4) "NO DMs" = Please stalk me 5) "It's only twitter" = Twitter is their life
Doug Baldwin when targeting Russell Wilson the last 16 games: 1-for-1 (100%), 15 yards (15 YPA), 1 TD, 0 INTs. 158.3 rating.
Doug Baldwin when targeting Russell Wilson the last 16 games: 1-for-1 (100%), 15 yards (15 YPA), 1 TD, 0 INTs. 158.3 rating.
PATIENT: my son keeps wetting the bed. How do I stop it DR DOG: rub his nose in it P: eww no way! DD: hit him with a rolled up newspaper?
Abe Lincoln once ordered last Thursday of November to be Thanksgiving. @jimcramer says last Saturday of October should be Halloweeen. Agree.
RADIOLOGIST CAT: ....and that's why it's called a catscan and not a catscan't! DR DOG: So how many lives are you down to now?
DR DOG: The vasectomy was a success. But until it's healed completely, you'll need to wear this *places cone around patient's neck*
Redskins may have accidentally revealed they run a fan account in support of their name on.si.com/1SW71vz
Wednesday 9th September 2015 52 days to Halloween🎃👻 78 days to Thanksgiving🍴🍗 107 days to Christmas🎅🏻🎄 114 days to New Year🎈🎉 🎃🍗🎄🎅🏻🎈🎉❄️
You knew the fence was broken when you bought the house, @chaddukes why should they have to pay for your bad decision.
"@LarryHogan vetoes bills on marijuana paraphernalia decrim, ex-felon voting rights & asset forfeiture reform governor.maryland.gov/2015/05/22/gov…"
Marshawn Lynch's business casual is a little different than everyone else's
Steve Young does his best Ray Lewis squirrel dance impression. Its...interesting. VIDEO: es.pn/1viEdkc
Air Wilfork gonna break the Internet with this one 😂😂😂(D-Mac)
I live in #DC and @RepAndyHarrisMD stripped me of my vote. Let's strip his district (Ocean City) of tourist $. #DCboycottOC @DCMJ2014
What stands out here? The four players now quarterbacking 10-win teams are Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning and Drew Stanton.
Ravens announced Haloti Ngata suspended by NFL for next four games for violating its performance enhancing substances policy.
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Jerry @jerrydunham26
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Kim Hoang @kimhoangmdactor
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Robert DeGuzman @deguro23
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Leigh Maddox @Leighmaddox
564 Followers 567 Following Strong and ready to rock. 25 years thinking in Maryland about law, criminal justice & lady liberty. Views are my own.
alice mae @AliceMaeW
254 Followers 513 Following #nobodysgypsy I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. joie de vivre. 👣A Cheap Lyft “you’ve got a gypsy soul to blame, and you were born for leaving”
Annapolis OEM @AnnapolisOEM
4K Followers 262 Following City of Annapolis Office of Emergency Management (OEM) - This account is not monitored 24/7. In case of an emergency, please call 911.
Elite Performance Sol... @EPSbriefs
92 Followers 638 Following Innovative biotechnology company building solutions to enhance human performance using advances in applied neuroscience
cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers
2.1M Followers 310 Following Good cats being workers • Unionized • Merch: https://t.co/eB4eSBdbRP
OpenAI @OpenAI
4.4M Followers 3 Following OpenAI’s mission is to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity. We’re hiring: https://t.co/dJGr6Lg202
TheKimHoangPodcastExp... @TKHPCExperience
42 Followers 181 Following New podcast show where @kimhoangmdactor interviews local film/stage Actors, musicians & more. To be a guest, email him: [email protected]
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15K Followers 4K Following ₿itcoin class of 2013. ₿itcoin self custody = freedom. Tweets ≠ financial advice.
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David Johnson @DavidJohnson31
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Chive Maryland @ChiveOnMaryland
2K Followers 305 Following the Bona Fide chapter of the @ChiveNation for Maryland! #ChiveMD
Dad and Buried @DadandBuried
43K Followers 3K Following I don't hate my kids, I hate parenting them! PRE-ORDER MY BOOK! https://t.co/6fqLgZx00R
Team Orion Gaming @TeamOrionGaming
61 Followers 305 Following Team Orion- An amateur Heroes of the Storm Team |
Josh ADHD @Josh_ADHD
18K Followers 960 Following Cheer for fun players, cheer for well-run teams. Life is too short for willful agony.
Lothian Elementary @LothianAACPS
684 Followers 157 Following Lothian Elementary is a public school serving Pre-K4 through 5th grade as well as ECSE students.
Rotoworld Football @rotoworld_fb
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Over30Clan @Over30Clan
391 Followers 175 Following Founded in 2010 the Over 30 Clan is a global gaming community for like minded adults 30+ years old. We're more than a clan we're a family. Our Motto: PTFO
Raymond Summerlin @RMSummerlin
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Graham Barfield @GrahamBarfield
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Drafts Sharks Injury ... @InjuryPredictor
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Evan Silva @evansilva
217K Followers 1K Following dad to the cutest little girl https://t.co/Lu9EMSFBtm (@EstablishTheRun) vehement "Taylor's Version" supporter
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
11.6M Followers 4K Following ESPN Senior NFL Insider. Host of the Adam Schefter Podcast https://t.co/Rrty23Lfn7
Liz Parks @Liz_J_Parks
8 Followers 42 Following A Jill of all trades. I love baking, knitting, crocheting. But I also love driving my Wrangler! I have worked on cars, and love building things as well.
Marisol Osorio Rdz. @marisolosorio88
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Leigh Maddox @Leighmaddox
564 Followers 567 Following Strong and ready to rock. 25 years thinking in Maryland about law, criminal justice & lady liberty. Views are my own.
Kim Hoang @kimhoangmdactor
490 Followers 866 Following 3rd Dan Black Belt in TKD. I'm also upcoming actor & a stuntman, while working in promo/marketing industry. Life is love & being positive in life is the way.
Yesi Trejo @yesie09
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alice mae @AliceMaeW
254 Followers 513 Following #nobodysgypsy I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. joie de vivre. 👣A Cheap Lyft “you’ve got a gypsy soul to blame, and you were born for leaving”Trends for United States
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