First Row Presby @FirstRowPresby
All good Christians sit in the front of their local PCA. Joined November 2013-
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Man's nature is a perpetual factory of idols. adam4d.com/nature/
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Work is boring. Someone debate calvinism with me.
@chattytamster Phelps' iron will stay hot. Because hellfire. Or whatever.
@chattytamster ok, so just over a week ago. Some might consider that too soon, ya know? :p
@chattytamster Phelps happened earlier this week!
I have a lot of catching up to do on theology controversy commentaries I guess. Who wants me to start with Driscoll?
I said I'd be back when spring came around. Guess what, tweeps!
Who wants to do a March Madness theologians bracket?
@TheXianSatirist @SSeminarian the entire SoG movie is inappropriate!If you're not gonna be faithful to the bible, don't make a movie bout it
@TheXianSatirist @SamuelLJackson I laughed. But it won't let me fav it so I guess you deleted the tweet.
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New comic: Rent tuxedos adam4d.com/rent-tuxedos/
I think I'm going to write an essay on applying presuppositionalism to other theistic worldviews, like Islam.
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