MidRow @MidRowMethodist
Inbetween the amen-ers and the my children are in a phase-ers Joined November 2013-
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#YouMightWorkInTheNursery if you spend most of your time in the nursery, and get paid for it.
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#YouMightWorkInTheNursery if you have a playlist on your iPod filled with VeggieTales and Disney songs.
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Change your outlook, it could save your life.
"Is this alcoholic grape juice?" -clueless youth group child visiting a Catholic Church.
Jesus' resurrection means I can resurrect my Chick-Fil-a addiction #ThanksJesus
"Sorry, I'm not very good with wine. I'll jut stick to grape juice tonight." #MethodistDateProbs
Sorry the resurrection of my twitter has taken longer than Lazarus. Jesus will get back to it soon
4/20 no high like the most high! Get blazed by the Holy Spirit!
Joseph and his coat of "a few beige tones" #rejectedbiblestories
David and "the slightly taller angry guy" #rejectedbiblestories
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Lord, please help my girlfriend gain some weight so other men will quit hitting on her...
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I keep telling Visa that Jesus said my debt is paid, but they don't believe me.
The Lord is my Shepard I shall not want... Unless it is Lent, and I gave up Chick-Fil-A. Then I want a lot.
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I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all, and you can't go because you don't speak French. #didntseethatcoming
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Barbara manatee, you are the one for me, sent from up above, you are the one I love. #VeggiTalesSwag
Green is the color of envy. The Lord said I shouldn't envy. Therefore green is not my color. #AintSaintPatty
Update: was found after laughing about last update, I shouldn't have hidden hose little lights.
Update: choir director just asked if worship leader hid candles under the bushels, he says "No"
Update: choir director brought in the worship leader to discuss the candle hiding. I am still hiding under my pew
Hid all the candles under bushels in the sanctuary. Choir director just found one.
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