TheCastlewood @FlyingSmartAss
RN, CEN, CPEN DD214 War Eagle Joined July 2013-
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*Anonymous nursing accounts please RT* Does anyone have experience working in different departments at the same time? (ER/ICU/PACU etc)
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@Fronckalicious I had the new balance ones in nursing school...
@ProfessorLarp @HCov1232 @SarahAnnRhoades @TheAUPlainsman Pure hopeful speculation
@HCov1232 @SarahAnnRhoades @TheAUPlainsman Nobody is going to be there to hear him anyway
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Future Doctor: "Sir you appear to have incredibly high blood pressure" 40 year old me: "I know, I'm an Auburn fan"
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From an informed radiologist: Why hospitals need to stop #boarding patients in emergency rooms blogs.wsj.com/experts/2017/0… via @WSJ
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You can't play the victim, when you're throwing punches.
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I was pretty disappointed when I found out the restaurant at the zoo wouldn't let me select my own animal to grill. Pretty disappointed.
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"I sure as hell wouldn't want your job."
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ICU: "We're full. Can't take any more pts" Floor: "We're full. Can't take any more" ER: "20 at triage & 7 EMS. Got any chairs left?"
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Him: Let's try cowgirl Me: *regurgitates, chews it* H: Ew, no- M: *emits methane* H: OMG M: *kicks lantern, starts Great Chicago Fire*
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Dear administrators, we have bigger problems then if staff are wearing "the right shade of navy" sweatshirts 🙄
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Heres a list of people that should be upset about Trump dropping the MOAB in Afghanistan to defeat ISIS: 1. ISIS 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.
You're not hardcore until you charged your phone with one of those outlets on the code cart.
@chillyRN @TheNerdyNurse Exactly. Run away!
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Best of luck to @BhamBarons as they begin their 2017 season tonight in Jackson, TN against the @jacksongenerals! #GoBarons #DrinkGreatBeer
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