Stroyteller @FootballTD

Lived in Iowa, Atlanta, Connecticut, Minneapolis, and now Los Angeles. I'm a writer/producer except on College Football Saturday! Malibu, CA Joined October 2010

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Stroyteller @FootballTD

4 days ago

@SecretaryWright Keep sucking that orange, you lying piece of sh*t. You looked like a fool on ABC this morning.

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@KegsnEggs Thanks for the reminder… I was in attendance at the Rose Bowl sporting my black and gold smack in the middle of a Stanford section watching McCaffrey run past the Iowa D every other possession. That was a great team.

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3 years ago

Cowherd is such a putz. His simplistic approach to football it’s all Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, no mention of the offensive line. #Cowherd #nfl

Jordan Raanan @JordanRaanan

3 years ago

Pass block win rates for Giants vs Cowboys: (rate + ranking) LT Andrew Thomas 88% (32nd) RT Evan Neal 70.6% (59th) LG Ben Bredeson 90.0% (32nd) RG Mark Glowinski 75.8% (56th) C JM Schmitz 90.3% (18th) Neal was 59th out of 60 qualifying tackles in Week 1. Glowinski was 56th out

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Stroyteller @FootballTD

6 years ago

@PhilMackey I’m not sure how you take an abrupt turn from Bailey to Zimmer/Kubiak/Cousins? I get it, but not on this day. What Bailey did today doesn’t happen in the NFL, At least not in 60 years. Bad takes like this makes one an afterthought on the AM dial.

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6 years ago

@BarrangerLuke @ionafootball @Joespags12 @vinnysullivan77 @CoachMoffitt Could someone please get this man a bench!

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Scott Pearson Eberly @PearsonEberly

7 years ago

In high school I always blamed Dave for being groggy and half-asleep for my AM classes. Staying up for Letterman was a must. Bill Murray wasn't just a great guest, he always worked in a bit. For his promotion of "What About Bob?" he took on a heckler. #comedy #classic

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Scott Pearson Eberly @PearsonEberly

7 years ago

Dave is brilliant. It’s amazing how much this scene has changed from the time it was written and filmed until it aired mid-March. #SocialDistancing changes everything. #Covid_19 #DAVEFXX #fxonhulu

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Stroyteller @FootballTD

7 years ago

@KFAN1003 You just couldn’t 45-seconds to hit send! Jinx.

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Stroyteller @FootballTD

7 years ago

Yo @AdamZuckerCBS, I know you like to play the role of pompous host bashing things, but college football is built on tradition! I think it’s kind of cool. Keep mocking traditions of the game... Floyd 🐖 has been around since 1935. #MINNvsIOWA #CollegeFootball

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Stroyteller @FootballTD

7 years ago

@andrewperloff Another kill joy. Perloff has less fun than my 96 year-old shut-in grandma. Love ya grams!

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Stroyteller @FootballTD

7 years ago

@GoesslingStrib @cdegen8 Goessling is such a kill joy. I had to stop listening to his Vikings pod because his attempt at humor literally brings the podcast to a screeching halt. Don’t worry Star Trib you’re still winning because I pay $16 a month subscription.

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Stroyteller @FootballTD

7 years ago

It’s hard to find many things more awkward than Bruce Feldman as a sideline reporter. Nice writer, but zero broadcast skills. #minnvsiowa

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Scott Pearson Eberly @PearsonEberly

7 years ago

So when did Mike become Joey Ramone? #StrangerThings3

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Scott Pearson Eberly @PearsonEberly

7 years ago

“When I’m not changing diapers, I’m changing Washington.” -Eric Swalwell #DemocratDebate Will be used again by #Swalwell as part of the #RealHousewives open in 2020.

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Stroyteller @FootballTD

8 years ago

Dear CBS Producer - Way to suck the drama out of Koepka’s 2nd shot out of rough on 18. Let’s do an interview over the shot. #bonehead #PGAChampionship #Koepka